*dramatic pose*
And now I shall ne'er be able to make Formal think he's gone mad evermore, for verily he doth be on his guard now. Curses and consternation!
*dramatic pose*
And now I shall ne'er be able to make Formal think he's gone mad evermore, for verily he doth be on his guard now. Curses and consternation!
Haha! Your plan is foiled! *Dramatic flourish with a cape*Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Apologies for the lateness of this update. I've been busy as hell lately so I haven't found the time to update until now. Luckily though, I've still been playing almost everyday so this is going to be a big update.
1 - new shield.jpg
New shield.
2 - this old guy again.jpg
This old guy again.
3 - I keep hearing a lot about Captain Mac only to find out he isnt important right now.jpg
I keep hearing about Captain Mac only to find out he isn't important right now.
4 - I'm betting you already know.jpg
Could you just tell me for once?
5 - New spell too.jpg
Got a new spell too.
6 - This is what the statue was for.jpg
This is what the statue was for.
7 - I passed five battlefields on the way here expect a short update.jpg
I passed five battlefields on the way here. Sometimes I hate this game.
8 - This sign is neon and flashes does anything in this game make sense.jpg
This is a flashing neon sign. Add it to the list of things that make no sense in this game.
9 - Tristam is here this is his only line.jpg
Tristam is here and contributing nothing of value at the moment. How did he get here with the Focus Tower locked though?
10 - a locked door huh bet I open it in 10 minutes or so.jpg
A locked door? Bet I open it in under 10 minutes.
11 - Nothing in the game told me he was Reuben hes just the only one with a unique sprite in tow.jpg
Nothing in the game told me he was Reuben. I can only assume my character noticed he had the only unique sprite in town too.
12 - screw the world ending my dads in trouble.jpg
The end of the world will have to wait. My dad's in trouble.
13 - I was told to help by a guy on a cloud.jpg
You've never met me before and I did barge into your house uninvited, but a man on a cloud told me to help you.
14 - Is your dad James Franco.jpg
Your dad is James Franco?
15 - His dads friend is behind the locked door by the way.jpg
His dads friend is behind the locked door by the way.
16 - Told ya so.jpg
Told ya so.
17 - Im an expert at break and enter.jpg
I'm an expert at breaking and entering.
18 - Paying him a visit offers no new information.jpg
Or not...
19 - Youre just supposed to know to see Tristam.jpg
Luckily I know a guy who is that just happens to be in town.
20 - aiding and abetting.jpg
"We want to break into a guys house."
"Okay."
21 - just a minor felony.jpg
Don't let the name fool you; this is probably the only time we'll use this.
22 - you didnt just run you RAN.jpg
You didn't just run, you ran and hid and locked the door. Some friend.
23 - So I heard.jpg
So I heard.
24 - I assume theres some dark secret or incantation.jpg
I assume there's a secret technique? Perhaps an arcane initiation ritual or blood sacrifice?
25 - well smurf.jpg
Well smurf.
26 - That was stupidly easy.jpg
That was stupidly easy.
27 - is it really abandoned if its full of monsters.jpg
Is a mine really abandoned if it's full of monsters?
28 - this guy has a teleporter in his basement for some reason.jpg
This guy has a teleporter in his basement for some reason. I can't use it yet though.
29 - The names in this game I swear.jpg
The names in this game... I swear.
30 - Best blizzard spell in the series.jpg
Best Blizzard spell in the series.
31 - Now that I have thunder I wont need pheobe ever again.jpg
A thunder spell of my own means I hopefully won't need Pheobe ever again.
32 - cant pass that up.jpg
Can't pass that up.
33 - Im a viking.jpg
I'm a viking!
34 - But the boulders over there.jpg
Wait, the boulders over there.
35 - conveyer belts and mining buckets.jpg
Conveyer belts and mining buckets. Say what you will about this game, but the level design actually gets surprisingly complex as you go along.
36 - Palette swaps abound.jpg
Some of the games wonderful palette swaps. It's doubtful that this is the last time I'll see skeletons with floppy swords.
37 - these enemies are called zombies and I miss a lot.jpg
These enemies are called zombies. They're also startlingly fast because I miss them a lot when I attack. Nothing about this makes sense.
38 - Im rolling in new gear.jpg
I'm rolling in new gear now. Sadly this is the last new weapon I'll get until I head after the Air Crystal.
39 - boss time.jpg
Boss time.
40 - changing into a cyclops for some reason.jpg
He seems shocked that I killed his friends.
41 - doing a poor job of the ninja vanish.jpg
Doing a poor job of vanishing like a ninja.
42 - Not according to the world map.jpg
The world map would disagree sir.
43 - careful youll put an eye out.jpg
Careful or you'll put an eye out.
44 - For some reason Reuben used my grenades.jpg
Reuben stealing my thunder. Not literally though since he's a terrible mage.
45 - no you stole my bomb and you did it asshole.jpg
No, you stole my bomb and you did it. Asshole!
46 - chopped liver.jpg
I'll just stand quietly over here. My name's chopped liver by the way.
47 - nah just head up to the volcano alone its safe.jpg
You mean we're not sending him up the volcano first? We don't even know if it's safe yet.
48 - so you can see me afterall.jpg
Aha! You can see me after all.
49 - I never would have thought of that.jpg
I never would have thought of that.
50 - quick stop at a temple.jpg
Quick stop at a temple.
51 - what.jpg
What?
52 - Back to Fireburg.jpg
Nothing of value in the temple. Back to Fireburg.
53 - whoda thunk.jpg
And I forgot to get a screenshot of what he said right after this. I don't remember what it was, but that's because it was of absolutely no value.
54 - time to climb the volcano.jpg
Time to climb the volcano.
55 - the smurf.jpg
The smurf are these?
56 - oh three headed dogs I should have known.jpg
Three headed dogs? I should have known.
57 - dont let the flag fool you these dogs need to be put down.jpg
Don't let the flag fool you. These dogs need to be put down.
58 - You wont find any black in this game.jpg
You won't find any Black in this game. Is that racist?
59 - Thick smoke and ash can only mean one thing more invisible enemies.jpg
Smoke and Ash can only mean one thing: more invisible enemies. Yay!
59 - For some reason the ash disappeared as I went higher.jpg
For some reason the ash disappeared as I went higher.
60 - now Ill be able to navigate the smoke in sty well, I can navigate the smoke.jpg
Now I'll be able to navigate through the smoke in sty... well, I'll be able to navigate through the smoke.
61 - at the top but I dont think Square knew what a volcano is supposed to look like.jpg
I'm at the top, but I don't think Square knows what an active volcano is supposed to look like.
62 - For a medusa she doesnt look half bad.jpg
For a Medusa she doesn't look half bad.
63 - I take it back.jpg
I take it back.
64 - Not so threatening without snake hair.jpg
Not as threatening without her snake hair.
65 - Last stop on the way to the fire crystal.jpg
Last stop on the way to the Fire Crystal.
66 - the smurf.jpg
The smurf?
And that's it for today. I may or may not get an update done tomorrow. I'm playing a talent show in the evening and may take the time to run through my bands set list a few times instead. So more to come either tomorrow or Monday.
I do find the sprites changing at they get damaged an interesting little feature.
I love this thread so much.
And I, for my part, do second the motion. Never change, V22, thou'rt a credit to our fair province
That is awesome Spooniest.
Thanks guys.And I, for my part, do second the motion. Never change, V22, thou'rt a credit to our fair province
And someone has to be a credit to this province. There aren't many reasons to like it aside from EOFF members and LP's of terrible games.
On a side note. I'm thinking of recording my LP's in the future since I want to do more. Probably wouldn't record for longer RPG's, but I wanted to ask if there's much interest in me doing that. It may or may not be a bit more work, but I think it could work quite well with certain titles.
As long as it remains funny
Vivi, your humour while doing these rival actual comedians. Never change that. It's positively lovely.
Can't wait to hear the end of this tale. I wonder what game you could do next? I have an idea: The World Ends With You. The game is ripe for your brand of humour.
Thanks Formal. I've been a bit distracted since my copy of Heart of the Swarm came this week, but I'll be getting back to this next week. I think I'll revise my plan of updating everyday though. I'll still play everyday, but some days are taken up by just grinding through battlefield so nothing happens worth updating for. I'll shoot for two or three updates a week instead.
I'm not sure what I'll play next, though the World Ends With You might be a good one if there's a decent DS emulator out there. I never played it actually so that could be fun.
The reason I suggest TWEWY is because almost all of the cast are either teenagers or young adults. Knowing how teenagers behave, you can mock them to their graves. It would be brilliant!
Im pretty sure there are a few good GBA+DS emulators.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
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