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Just the way he says "whack the monsters inside of me" seems oddly suggestive.
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1 - my new claw is a grappling hook.jpg
My new claw is a grappling hook.
2 - creepy door.jpg
I don't like this door. I don't like it one bit.
3 - trees within a tree.jpg
Trees within a tree? Treeception.
4 - I'm officially sick of this dungeon.jpg
Five floors? I'm officially sick of this dungeon.
5 - Yes those are their real names.jpg
Yes, those are their real names.
6 - Eat some flaming rock.jpg
Eat some flaming rock: Meteor!
7 - I killed a goat the least dangerous head.jpg
I killed the goat. The least dangerous head of all.
8 - wait are those heads actually dead or are they doing something else back there.jpg
Wait, are those heads dead or is something else going on back there?
9 - I should hope so this was the worst dungeon so far.jpg
I should hope so, this was the worst dungeon so far.
10 - say what.jpg
Say what?!
11 - the tree is actually walking.jpg
The tree is actually walking.
12 - now I have to walk all the way back down.jpg
Now I have to walk all the way back down. 
13 - another new temple.jpg
Another new temple.
14 - I hate this guy.jpg
I hate this guy.
15 - what the hell are you for then.jpg
What the hell are you for then?
16 - the only useful thing in Windia.jpg
The only useful thing in Windia.
17 - I can't answer your question right now too busy standing here.jpg
I can't answer your question right now. Too busy standing here.
18 - Is this the same rainbow road from Mario Kart.jpg
Should we call Mario?
19 - So build a better oen.jpg
Well, rainbows aren't known for being particularly good building material.
20 - sounds like a job for me.jpg
Sounds like a job for me. When the hell do I start getting paid for this?
21 - sounds unlikely.jpg
That seems unlikely.
22 - random reference.jpg
What FF would be without?
23 - Oh god the names in this game.jpg
Do i really need to make a joke for this one?
24 - the only thing to see before the boss.jpg
The only thing to see on this mountain before the boss.
25 - aside from a minor defense boost this really just looks snazzy.jpg
Aside from a minor defense boost this really just looks snazzy.
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1 - why was this in bed with you and where was it hidden.jpg
Why was this in bed with you and where was it hidden?
2 - You know what, who cares at least I dont have to quest for it.jpg
You know what? Who cares? At least I don't have to quest for it.
3 - and back to wind town.jpg
And back to wind town. Again.
4 - in his dads pants.jpg
In his dad's pants.
5 - straight forward enough.jpg
Straight forward enough.
6 - I know we came up with this plan five minutes ago.jpg
I know, we came up with this plan five minutes ago.
7 - Sure why not.jpg
Sure, why not.
8 - huzzah.jpg
Huzzah.
9 - How the hell do I know that.jpg
How the hell do I know that?
10 - not the strangest thing Ive been asked to do today.jpg
Not the strangest thing I've been asked to do all day.
Hidden treasure in Spencer's Place.jpg
I forgot to number this picture and was too lazy to figure out exactly where it's supposed to go before uploading the pics. Now that it's here, it ain't moving. Also, Hidden treasure in Spencer's place!
12 - Already got it.jpg
Already got it.
13 - I keep a teleporter in the basement but I dont have a key.jpg
I keep a teleporter in the basement, but I don't have the key to use it.
14 - Were you expecting a funny caption.jpg
Were you expecting a funny caption?
15 - Arent you a little small for a sailing ship.jpg
Aren't you a little small for a sailing ship?
16 - Bigger on the inside.jpg
Bigger on the inside? Woooo eeee ooooo! Doooo doo doooo!
17 - Climbing a pole.jpg
Climbing a pole. Incidentally, this was the first pic I took a few days ago after that long break.
18 - I think this is a rope the size of a pole.jpg
I think this is a rope the size of a pole.
19 - treasure at the bottom of the ship.jpg
Treasure at the bottom of the ship.
20 - Ive been keeping it warm for you.jpg
I've been keeping it warm for you.
21 - Careful though I have lice.jpg
Careful though, I have lice. Maybe some fleas and ticks too. I hang out in a lot of forests.
22 - months spent clearing this ship and she just waltzes right in.jpg
Months spent clearing this ship and she just waltzes right in.
23 - I hope hes not allergic to lice.jpg
I hope he's not allergic to lice.
24 - the dark whosit prophecy.jpg
The dark whosit prophecy?
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Those lice can do a number on you.jpg
Those lice can do a number on you.
2 - No butts.jpg
No butts.
3 - those two stormed off then reuben collapsed no trout reuben.jpg
Those two stormed off then Reuben collapsed. Can we all say no trout Reuben?
4 - that'll help set your broken bones and reduce the cerebral swelling.jpg
That'll help set your broken bones and reduce the swelling in your brain.
5 - is this spencer I havent seen him in months.jpg
Is this Spencer? I haven't seen him in months?
6 - that answers that.jpg
That answers that.
7 - she must miss my dashing good looks and charm.jpg
She must miss my dashing good looks and infectious charm. And by charm I mean herpes.
8 - thank you for conveniently showing up to tell me what to do next.jpg
Thank you for conveniently coming to this dock you have no business at to tell me what to do next.
9 - maybe not since we'.jpg
Maybe not since we're coming up on the final dungeon.
10 - has she even met reuben.jpg
Has she even met Reuben?
11 - damn layabout.jpg
Damn layabout.
12 - the pinnacle of public healthcare.jpg
The pinnacle of public healthcare.
13 - when have I liked anyones news in this game.jpg
When have I ever liked the news in this game?
14 - Phoebes back.jpg
Phoebe's back for the last party change of the game.
15 - what game have you been playing kid.jpg
What game have you been playing kid?
16 - not so lost anymore.jpg
Not so lost anymore.
17 - that doesnt sound that threatening.jpg
That doesn't sound that threatening.
18 - could have saved some time if I knew that before.jpg
Could have saved some time if I knew that before.
19 - dont worry it comes standard with cruise control.jpg
Don't worry. Cruise control comes standard.
20 - guess he broke a specific kind of bone in that fall.jpg
Guess he broke a specific kind of bone in that fall.
21 - back to the ship.jpg
Back to the ship.
22 - I was too lazy to kill all the monsters so Im glad they just left on their own.jpg
I was too lazy to kill all of the monsters so I'm glad they just left all on their own.
23 - ha cruise control.jpg
Ha! Cruise control. 
24 - must be the servants entrance.jpg
Must be the servants entrance.
25 - that sounds menacing.jpg
That sounds menacing.
Well, I think that'll do until we rush to the end. Probably tomorrow.
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I love this series.
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Wait, there's a prophecy? Since when was this?
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Beats me. This game just kind of plucks things out of thin air to keep you moving forward. I just got back from the gym, but I'm thinking after I grab a shower I may finish this up today.
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I'm looking forward to this 
And then we have the F1 as well! What luck!
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It is pretty epic. But then, the whole soundtrack is so much better than it has any business being in a game this... interesting. 
Anyway, let's get to the end already!
1 - Wrong game fellas.jpg
Wrong game fellas.
2 - hold on this guy looks familiar.jpg
Hold on, this guy looks familiar...
3 - oh smurf Im in a mega man game.jpg
Oh smurf, I'm in a Mega Man game.
4 - the boss was a pushover so heres a door.jpg
The boss was a pushover so here's a door.
5 - Only one place to go.jpg
Only one place to go.
6 - yep very familiar one guess which statue I need to poke.jpg
Yep. Very familiar. One guess which statue I need to poke.
7 - I have the feeling this dungeon is going to take a while.jpg
I have a feeling this dungeon is going to take a while.
8 - some tedious puzzle solving and only 5 enemy battles later surprisingly we get mr dancing pe.jpg
Some tedious puzzle solving and, surprisingly, only five battles later we get to Mr. Dancing Pecs.
9 - not made of ice anymore guess he got that weakness figured out.jpg
Not made of ice anymore. Guess he got that weakness of his figured out.
10 - ironically hes now weak against the ice magic spell white.jpg
Ironically, he's now weak against ice magic.
11 - no new path here guess I should go back to those stairs.jpg
No new path. Guess I should head back to those stairs.
12 - the way is clear colour me- you know what smurf it Im not shocked.jpg
The way is clear. Colour me sh- okay you know what? I'm not the least bit smurfing shocked.
13 - the next floor still not shocked.jpg
The next floor. Still not shocked.
14 - if this guy is weak against fire then Im just going to give up on the captions.jpg
If this guy is weak against fire I'm just going to give up on the captions and let the game make its own jokes.
15 - lets do this.jpg
Let's do this.
16 - at least some things still make sense.jpg
At least some things still make sense.
17 - I could have shown a picture of stairs but I thought those would be boring so is this.jpg
I could have shown a picture of the stairs but I thought they'd be boring. So is this.
18 - seems to have lost most of his name.jpg
Yeah, I skipped over most of that floor because it was stupid. Like this guy losing half of his name.
19 - That battle took me three tries because I missed the life spell somewhere along the way wha.jpg
The battle took me three tries because I managed to miss getting the life spell somewhere along the way. Pfft! Not important.
20 - I really hope there isnt more dungeon beyond that door.jpg
I really hope there isn't more dungeon beyond this door.
21 - a talking statue huh.jpg
A talking statue huh? Handsome devil too I must say.
22 - about time.jpg
About damn time.
23 - I already had 30.jpg
I already had 30.
24 - oh good I thought Id run out.jpg
Oh good, I thought the 95 I had might run out.
25 - the power of the crystals available at any corner store.jpg
Power of the Crystals! Now available at a corner store near you!
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26 - ellipses.jpg
... 
27 - dark king doesnt look so tough.jpg
The Dark King doesn't look so tough.
28 - self explanatory really.jpg
Self explanatory really.
29 - hes never played an RPG before.jpg
He's never played an RPG before.
30 - but I have.jpg
But I have.
31 - I hope its not gas.jpg
I hope it's not gas.
32 - so you told us how to kill your minions bad plan dude.jpg
So, you told people that you existed and were responsible for the four dudes who were messing with the crystals and that we need to kill you? What the hell kind of a plan is that?!
33 - thats all the explanation we get.jpg
We get no further explanation.
34 - Ill let you in on a secret guys hes weak against cure.jpg
I'll let you in on a secret: this guy is weak against cure.
35 - really weak against it.jpg
Very, very, VERY, weak.
36 - seems to be enough.jpg
I don't know, it seems to be doing the job.
37 - that is more threatening but as someone with a bow myself I can tell you thats not how you .jpg
Okay, that is more threatening I have to admit. But as someone who shot a few bows I feel I should point out that that's not how you use them.
38 - huh.jpg
Huh?
39 - oh smurf pheobe squish it squish it now.jpg
OH smurf! PHOEBE! SQUISH IT! SQUISH IT NOW!
40 - hes dying right past the last form.jpg
He's dying right past his final form. Sorry guys. At least it's less nightmare inducing.
41 - I write my own prophecy or something.jpg
I write my own prophecy. Or something.
42 - hopefully I can't take much more.jpg
It better be. I can't take much more.
43 - the old guy.jpg
Okay, that's it! This old guy is...
44 - is a crystal I wish that was the strangest thing in this game.jpg
a crystal? I wish that was the strangest thing about this game.
45 - and always remember to recycle.jpg
And always recycle. Remember, the power is yours!
46 - umm Ive already seen the whole world.jpg
Umm, I've already seen the whole world.
47 -but I guess ill take it anyway.jpg
But I guess I'll settle for the lousy prize anyway.
48 - its what I do.jpg
It's what I do.
49 - did they die yet.jpg
Are they dead yet? Because that would be awesome.
50 - not even a thank you.jpg
smurf. Not even a thank you?
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51 - or not smurf those guys right.jpg
Or not. smurf those guys right?
52 - no thanks to you guys.jpg
No thanks to any of you.
53 - well unlike you guys my home and family were destroyed smurf you for asking.jpg
Well, unlike you guys, my family and home were destroyed. smurf you for asking.
54 - Im getting the hell out of dodge.jpg
Time to get the hell out of dodge.
55 - oh trout Im concussed.jpg
Oh trout, I must be concussed.
56 - well always have that old mans tree wither.jpg
We'll always have that old man's wither.
57 - I just sailed it to Windia its fine.jpg
Wait, you let me sail that thing and you weren't even sure it was safe after the monster attack?
58 - its what makes you a captain.jpg
It's what makes you a Captain.
59 - I thought you left to have a bromance with Tristam.jpg
I thought you were off having a bromance with Tristam?
60 - you let us use explosives.jpg
It was your granddaughters fault.
61 - probably not you since I assume he spent most of his time being the big spoon.jpg
I'm guessing not you since you strike me as more the little spoon type.
62 - hes not the settling type.jpg
He's just not the type to settle down.
63 - whatever.jpg
Whatever.
64 - hes with the band now.jpg
He's with the band now.
65 - no thanks to your idiocy.jpg
No matter how much you tried to change that.
66 - sorry I dont swing that way go see spencer.jpg
Sorry, I don't swing that way. Go visit Spencer.
67 - Im a bit rude.jpg
Yeah, smurf you and the bridge you fell off of.
68 - just try not to fall off of any bridges this time.jpg
Only if someone carries you there. You can't be trusted to not trip and choke on a pebble.
69 - I wish hed done the checking before I sailed in the first time.jpg
Seriously, why is he only checking this now?
70 - for almost getting me killed.jpg
... for almost getting me killed.
71 - do I get to wear the hat.jpg
Do I get to wear the hat?
72 - hopefully not something made of rainbows.jpg
Hopefully something that isn't made of rainbows.
73 - I dont even know who the smurf you are.jpg
I'm not even sure who the smurf you are.
74 - photo bombed by Jiro.jpg
Photo bombed by Jiro.
75 - O K.jpg
O.... k...?
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76 - then next time walk across the bridge like a normal person.jpg
Then how about next time you walk across the bridge like someone who isn't an idiot?
77 - I am not the new Tristam buddy.jpg
I'm not your new boy toy pal.
78 - its called monogomy mother smurfer.jpg
It's called monogamy mother smurfer. Try it sometime.
79 - wanna make out before I go.jpg
Wanna make out before I leave?
80 - and my dashing good looks.jpg
And my dashing good looks of course.
81 - but not really.jpg
No, just kidding.
82 - forever I hope.jpg
Forever if there's any justice in the world.
83 - lets leavwe.jpg
Let's leave already.
84 - sailing away.jpg
Finally sailing away.
85 - Im not the new spencer duse.jpg
I'm not the new Spencer dude.
86 - oh I guess thats cool then.jpg
Oh, I guess that's cool then.
87 - lets get it straight now Im the big spoon.jpg
Let's get it straight up front: I'm the big spoon.
88 - yep thats an insult Id use.jpg
Sure, that's an insult I'd use.
89 - these are the people most responsible for this trout smurf them.jpg
These are the people most responsible for this trout. smurf them.
And that's it. There's absolutely nothing else. Which is good because I have some Formula 1 races to do next.
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