26 - a true salesman this one.jpg
A true salesman sticks to his guns.

27 - were not even pretending Im a hero of legend at this point.jpg
Are we even pretending I'm a hero of legend at this point? And since my village was technically destroyed my allowance is now limited to what I pillage from the corpses of my enemies.

28 - okay but no anal.jpg
Okay, but I don't do anal.

29 - sounds perfectly safe guy I just met.jpg
Sounds perfectly safe guy I just met.

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31 - do any of us really have a choice.jpg
Does any of us really have a choice or are all of our actions as pre-determined as the programming of this game. Deep philosophical questions being raised here.

32 - 8am I do my killing after breakfast.jpg
8 o'clock. I do my killing after breakfast.

33 - sure why not risk our lives for a maybe.jpg
Risking our lives on a maybe? Totally reasonable.

34 - Vivi von fancy pants to my friends.jpg
Vivi Von Fancy Pants to my friends.

35 - strange name for a ninja.jpg
Interesting choice of Ninja name.

36 - going to fight see you on the other side.jpg
Time to fight. See you on the other side.

37 - I'm as shocked as you are.jpg
I'm as shocked as you are.

38 - I cleared out a battlefield and all I got were these stupid levels.jpg
I cleaned out a battlefield and all I got were some stupid levels.

39 - this adds a whopping 1 to my defense yay.jpg
Another battlefield cleared and a whopping +1 to my defense obtained. Frankly, I'm surprised a necklace offers that much protection.

40 - on to bone dungeon sounds pleasant.jpg
Entering bone dungeon. Sounds pleasant.

41 - wonder what these funny bird looking dudes are like.jpg
I wonder what these funny bird looking dudes look like up close.

42 - like something very not bird like.jpg
not very bird like apparently.

43 - were in a desert dungeon time for the obligatory dune reference.jpg
Desert dungeon? Time for the obligatory Dune reference. Because nothing can survive the deep desert except the worm.

44 - a chest I cant reach Im guessing Ill need to come back here soon.jpg
A chest I can't reach? I'm guessing I'll have to come back here soon.

45 - do I want to know.jpg
46 - sure sell bombs to a kid.jpg
Sell bombs to a kid? Anything to make a buck.

47 - who would say no.jpg
Does anyone actually say no?

48 - we were literally in the same room as the blocked chest.jpg
We were literally in the same room as the blocked chest when he sold me the bombs.

49 - whats a knight without one.jpg
You mean I've been walking around being a legendary knight with no shield? Scandalous!

50 - I dont even know.jpg
I don't even have a caption for this. These guys are just freaky looking.