51 - with modern pharmacology these skeletons wouldnt have to suffer from limp sword.jpg
With modern pharmacology these skeletons shouldn't have to suffer from a case of floppy sword.

52 - first bit of black magic.jpg
First bit of black magic.

53 - attack the big red monster head on sure sounds legit.jpg
Attack the big red monster head on? STRATEGY!

54 - The Behemoth that killed me at the start might beg to differ.jpg
The Behemoth that killed me at the start of the game would beg to differ.

55 - and I have Quake magic was one of us lied to.jpg
And I have Quake magic. Something you happen to take a lot of damage from. Yeah, that's legit.

56 - I dont remember seeing one of these in Jurassic Park.jpg
I don't remember seeing one of these in Jurassic Park.

57 - Tristam needed a rest so hes taking a nap.jpg
Tristam sleeping on the job.

58 - I couldnt get a pic but the exploding thing is a rib.jpg
The thing exploding on me right now is a rib. I don't think that even needs a funny caption.

59 - almost there.jpg
Almost there.

60 - earth crystal saved.jpg
61 - everyone knows crystals are worthless anyway.jpg
Everyone knows crystals are secretly worthless.

62 - Now Tristam can really reach out and touch someone.jpg
Now he can molest me from across the room.

63 - a man of his word after all.jpg
A man of his word.

64 - I killed a flamerus rex and all I got was this lousy sand coin.jpg
He gets a grappling hook and I get a coin. smurf you Tristam.

65 - and another companion leaves but like doctor who I bet Ill find another soon.jpg
Another companion leaves. I'll probably stumble on another faster than you can say Doctor Who.

66 - they might not leave if I showered after battle.jpg
Maybe they wouldn't leave if I showered after a battle.

And we'll leave it there for today. But as one final thing to leave you with, be sure to play these while I'm fighting a battle or a boss:



You won't regret it.