This game is amazing and you're all going to hell.

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Back to Forest town.

2 - so the old guys were telling the truth.jpg
I guess those old people weren't senile after all. Or old people.

3 - now now dont rush me.jpg
Now now, don't rush me.

4 - poor things dilirious.jpg
Poor thing's delirious. Either that or she didn't expect me to come back alive.

Note to self: keep an eye on Kaeli...

5 - sure lets go adventuring two seconds after you take the antidote.jpg
Just recovered from a deadly poison? Time for an adventure.

6 - I dont want your tree siphilus.jpg
I don't want your tree syphilis. You can stay here.

7 - Square used to have a thing for towers what would freud say.jpg
Square had a thing for towers in the 90's. I wonder what Freud would say?

8 - This old guy again captain mac is the guy who forgot his hat.jpg
This old guy again. Captain Mac is the dude who forgot his hat. I highly doubt some hatless loser will be important to my quest.

9 - lucky for us theres only one in the whole world.jpg
Lucky for you there's precisely one Phoebe in the entire world.

10 - I had plans.jpg
Sorry dude, I had plans.

11 - what are the odds of finding important plot characters along the way.jpg
Finding important characters while following the main quest? Yeah right pal!

12 - I guess that sand coin was useful after all.jpg
It doesn't actually say so, but the Sand Coin opened this door. I guess it wasn't totally useless after all. But it certainly is now.

13 - finally starting to live up to my name.jpg
Finally starting to live up to my name.

14 - lush green plants separated from arctic tundra by a tower makes sense.jpg
Lush green plants and arctic Tundra separated by a tower. Make sense. It's like how Florida is on the Canadian border.

15 - the arrows say I should go in here.jpg
The arrows say I can't go any farther. Guess they want me to go here.

16 - dancing in a cave odd place to find a stripper.jpg
Dancing in a cave. Odd place to find a stripper.

17 - hell of a first impression.jpg
She makes a hell of a first impression.

18 - at least some old guy didn't hand you his wither.jpg
At least some old guy didn't hand you his wither.

19 - I asked about some dude named spencer.jpg
I asked her about Spencer. Sometimes the game keeps the last speech bubble on screen, other times it doesn't. It's frustrating when I'm trying to cut down on the number of screenshots.

20 - luck and careful plotting.jpg
Luck and careful plotting.

21 - real go getter.jpg
smurf him, let him die.

22 - going out on a limb Id say shes phoebe of aquaria.jpg
I'm going to go out on a limb and say she's Phoebe from Aquaria.

23 - Im psychic.jpg
Now for Fridays lottery numbers.

24 - nothing says helpful like forcing yourself on a woman.jpg
Nothing says helpful like forcing yourself on a woman.

25 - and not a smurf was given.jpg
Not that she seems to mind.