Sorry for the delay folks. I've been a bit busy/sick lately. I'm going to try and do an update every weekday from here on though until it's done.

1 - at the boss.jpg

And we're at the boss. Does it seem sudden to you? That's probably because absolutely nothing interesting happened between where we left off and here.

2 - Shortys next tattoo.jpg

Hey guys! I think I found Shorty's next tattoo!

3 - nothing says smurf off and die like lightning to the face.jpg

Nothing says smurf off and die like Lightning to the face.

4 - thunder amputates limbs.jpg

Lightning: it slices, it dices. But wait! There's more!

5 - I hate reusing a joke whyd I waste that crack about modern pharmacology.jpg

I hate reusing a joke. Why'd I have to blow my load early with that crack about modern pharmacology a few updates ago?

6 - we havent even opened the chest yet.jpg

Wait a second, we haven't even opened the chest yet. How can you already know what's inside...

Can... can you see my underwear right now?

7 - in soviet russia puzzles solve you.jpg

These puzzles practically solve themselves.

8 - thank god its not named murder temple.jpg

Phew. Man am I glad she didn't say murder temple.

9 - no subtitle for this one.jpg

Jokes on her. I'm not wearing any underwear.

10 - Desert hags.jpg

I get that they're not the popular societal vision of attractiveness, but it still seems a bit mean to call them hags. Obvious joke about deserts and frozen wastelands averted.

11 - xray vision has failed her this time.jpg

The spring must be lined with lead.

12 - oh thank god I thought you just didnt know what water looked like.jpg

Thank god! I was worried she'd been drinking sand all of these years.

13 - you are the least positive person Ive met.jpg

She is the least positive person I've ever met.

14 - theres been someone just here eavesdropping on us.jpg

I can sense someone watching us. Is this what it was like for you when you were getting dressed this morning?

15 - Ive been a step behind this guy all game long and I think he doesnt know this.jpg

I've been a step behind this guy all game long. I bet he doesn't know that the frozen wasteland isn't supposed to be frozen.

16 - Because physics.jpg

Always a step ahead. Damn him!

Wakewater? Pouring water on frozen objects and plant life to thaw them out huh? Physics!

17 - Im seriously considering leaving her behind.jpg

I'm considering leaving her behind. Can I have Kaeli back? She was poisoned by an evil tree and still wanted to come kick some ass with me.

18 - you tell her old man.jpg

The old guy's sick of her silly bulltrout too.

19 - I was going to use it for my tea.jpg

"I was going to use it to make some tea, but if you insist."

20 - if you dont I might have to kill her.jpg

If you don't, I really might have to kill her.

21 - well that was underwhelming.jpg

I hope you like eating a leaf. Because it's either that or some Hags.

22 - wait youre not giving up.jpg

She took that remarkably well.

23 - Im not even sure how I know this.jpg

I'm not actually sure how I know this.

24 - before we get to the ice pyramid clear this totally unrelated dungeon.jpg

Wait. Before you go to the Ice Pyramid, you should beat this totally unrelated dungeon we arbitrarily placed in your path.

And that's it for today. I would have done more, but most of today was spent fighting enemies, and almost none of that is worth taking a picture of.