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2 - paralyzed with fear because I always smurfed this up as a kid.jpg

I remember always screwing up the pushing of these blocks as a kid. Will I do any better 20 years later?

No, I don't think so either.

3 - Gah its a talking box.jpg

Ahhh! It's a talking box.

4 - Important items are always in treasure chests.jpg

Important items are always in treasure chests.

5 - Told you so.jpg

Called it.

6 - insert PS3 joke here.jpg

Insert PS3 joke here.

7 - Going out on a limb and guessing its weak against fire.jpg

Just going out on a limb here, but I'd guess the Snow Crab is weak against Fire.

8 - Or not this game breaks all the rules.jpg

Or not. This game is breaking all of the rules.

9 - electrocution doesnt agree with it though.jpg

It's not such a fan of lightning to the face though.

10 - youve been holding out on me.jpg

You've been holding out on me?

11 - this would have been useful information a dungeon ago.jpg

This would have been useful information a dungeon ago.

12 - Another battlefield.jpg

Another battlefield. Be thankful you guys don't have to watch me beat these.

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This screenshot is probably a good place for a knowledge break. At this point, I'd been hit by confusion at least two dozen times. Want to know what it did all of those times? At best I hit the enemy with an attack I wouldn't normally. At worst, they literally did nothing. I was honestly starting to wonder if Confusion had any real downside aside from not attacking.

Then I went to the Ice Pyramid where Lamia encounters are frequent and on at least three occasions I almost died, and one time did die. And that was three or four times in a row. In the easiest game you will ever play. A game where I hadn't died since a bad luck critical from a Behemoth in the first battle. Go figure.

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Ice Pyramid. It's about damn time.

15 - No sensible adventurer would fight monsters in heels.jpg

No sensible adventurer would fight monsters in heels.

16 - Dont worry I come fully equipped.jpg

Don't worry; I come fully equipped...

17 - With a trusty sword minds out of the gutter please.jpg

With a handy dandy sword. Get your minds out of the gutter.

18 - not a monster in sight thisll be easy.jpg

No monsters in sight? This'll be easy!

19 - Oh god theyre invisible.jpg

Oh god! They're invisible!

20 - I have to hit the switch on the other side of the wall.jpg

I have to walk all the way around and hit that switch? God damn it!

21 - ironic armour is more like it.jpg

Noble? Ironic armour might be more like it.

22 - This makes three new weapons and new armour since heading to aquaria.jpg

Three new weapons and one piece of armour since I came to Aquaria. This place is really dragging on.

23 - You cant see it but his pecs are bouncing up and down.jpg

You can't see it, but his pecs are bouncing up and down.

24 - Impressive since he was made of ice.jpg

Impressive since he's made of ice.

25 - Is it too much to hope hes weak against fire.jpg

Is it too much to hope he's weak against Fire? Find out in a few minutes.