So my last update was in March huh? Well I guess I suck. But I've made it to the final dungeon, so it's time for a somewhat steady stream of updates until we reach the end.

1 - sword grip and purple pjs aside these are the most accurately named enemy in the game.jpg
Sword grip and purple PJ's aside these are the most accurately named enemy in the game.

2 - If theres anything here that makes sense someone please explain it to me.jpg
If there is anything here that make sense please explain it to me.

3 - with this helmet my entire body is now fire proof.jpg
With this helmet my entire body is now fire proof.

4 - I bet this switch is important.jpg
I bet this switch is important.

5 - now to get to that door.jpg
Now to find a way to that door.

6 - best we don't discuss how tedious getting here was.jpg
Best we skip over how tedious it was to get here.

7 - and we still arent done.jpg
And we still aren't done.

8 - yet another thing you cant see the heads dance.jpg
Yet another thing you can't see. The head's dance.

9 - I strongly doubt it.jpg
I strongly doubt that.

10 - I thought hydras having more than one head was implied.jpg
I thought Hydras having more than one head was implied.

11 - might be time to change the name.jpg
Might be time for a name change.

12 - this might be the first time a boss looked threatening all game long.jpg
This might be the first time a boss looked threatening all game long.

13 - and the first time weve seen a fourth sprite.jpg
And the first time we've seen a fourth sprite.

14 - the fire crystal is purple.jpg
The fire crystal is purple. I don't have a joke for this or anything. Square is doing just fine without my help.

15 - again with the clever names.jpg
Again with the clever names.

16 - probably in the quarter of the world map I havent visited.jpg
My guess would be in the quarter of the map we haven't visited yet.

17 - yeah that place.jpg
Yeah, that place.

18 - and ill need this to get there.jpg
And I'll need this to get there. I'm learning.

19 - earthquakes have stopped and a new path opened up.jpg
Earthquakes have stopped and a new path opened up. Convenience!

20 - Im smurfing sick of this guy.jpg
I'm so smurfing sick of this guy.

21 - found this beneath the focus tower.jpg
Found this on a brief jaunt beneath Focus Tower.

22 - wait a second I saw cliffhanger this doesnt sound safe at all.jpg
Wait a second. I've seen Cliffhanger. Maybe we shouldn't....

23 - a monster attacking from behind.jpg
The text bubble is in the way but a monster attacked me from behind. I hear it's not rape if they yell surprise.

24 - there is absolutely no reason to do this except to get himself hurt so someone else can joi.jpg
There is absolutely no reason to do this except to get himself hurt so someone else will join me.

25 - this is me fighting the monster alone after Reuben was thrown from the bridge for being stu.jpg
This is me fighting a monster alone after Reuben was thrown from the bridge for being a moron.