Well, smurf you too.

[Jinx]

So, for the second time in 5 days, Missouri is getting a foot of snow. I made a status on Facebook:

">10-14 inches of snow in a few hours
>"Do we have enough booze?""

My pastor from the church I grew up in (ages 8-15) decided he'd comment on the status.

"OMGosh, You leave for a few years and everything goes to booze in a hand basket. I don't think I taught you that. Who's your pastor now? I may need to speak with him. LOL"

And you know what? It smurfing pissed me off. It's none of his smurfing business what I choose to do (regardless of if I make a joking comment on Facebook or not). And it's certainly not his place to scold me.

What things have people said to you that just make you want to say, "Mind your own smurfing business."?

[Pike]

This is why I don't talk about this kind of stuff on Facebook. Because it's 50% Mormon friends/family.

[Clo]

I CHOOSE YOU, CRYSTAL!

CRYSTAL, USE BITCH ATTACK!

*Crystal uses bitch response attack*

The Pastor takes 50 hp to his Ego!

Crystal is unfazed because she doesn't know him and never will!

[Jinx]

I CHOOSE YOU, CRYSTAL!

CRYSTAL, USE BITCH ATTACK!

*Crystal uses bitch response attack*

The Pastor takes 50 hp to his Ego!

Crystal is unfazed because she doesn't know him and never will!

I love you, my darling. <3

Clo responded to him.

"Chane, I know you may feel that your comment was "cute," but I feel like it came off as rude. So no one can enjoy a drink in the warm weather without coming off an alcoholic?"

[Denmark]

i tend to keep my business to myself on the internet, and if i'm open about it it's usually filtered to the specific audience (facebook/twitter/eoff/etc) and rarely crossposted. that's just my way of avoiding situations much like this

and zomg your morals are GONE because you drink ALCOHOL. here i'm gonna have some alcohol now, everyone watch the world end

edit: it didn't end

[Sephex]

I have the advantage/disadvantage of having my family silently disapprove of my online shenanigans and talk trash about me when I'm not around most likely. Not ALL of my family is like that, but I am sure a couple of my Uncles, Aunts, and cousins don't like what I have to say/get weirded out by me.

Don't both me any. If they don't like it they are free to unfriend me.

[Clo]

WHO ELSE HAS ENEMIES, LINE 'EM UP, I'M ON A RAMPAGE.

[Jinx]

Exactly, Sephex. If you have such an issue with what I say, either hide my feed, or unfriend me.

Simple as.

The best thing about all of this is that my MOTHER, HIS EX-BEST FRIEND AND FORMER EMPLOYEE, commented on my status saying that she taught me well.

[Clo]

P.S. Sam's mom smiled at me, ya'all be jealous, she likes me best.

[Sephex]

Exactly, Sephex. If you have such an issue with what I say, either hide my feed, or unfriend me.

Simple as.

The best thing about all of this is that my MOTHER, HIS EX-BEST FRIEND AND FORMER EMPLOYEE, commented on my status saying that she taught me well.

You want me to chime in with something. Are they still scared of Marilyn Manson?

[SophieVIII]

I don't know what to say to this

[Bunny]

Every single person in this thread is an utter disappointment.

"OMGosh, You leave for a few years and everything goes to booze in a hand basket. I don't think I taught you that. Who's your pastor now? I may need to speak with him. LOL"

"Jack Daniels."

[Pheesh]

This is why I don't post anything except the occasional picture on Facebook.

[Agent Proto]

Why do you have your pastor friended on Facebook? I stopped using Facebook so I don't run into this crap

[Rantz]

I stopped using the internet and now I'm safe from vaguely offensive statements! my life is perfect again!!