Wallets, or whatever

[Denmark]

i know i sure am

[CimminyCricket]

I don't like having a fat wallet for some reason, so I keep it nice and thin with only things I will need. I use to carry a wallet I stole from my dad 12 years ago. He had it for so long he probably killed whatever it was made of. I'll post a picture of it when I'm not feeling so lazy. Then I was at Marshall's (a kind of overstock department store where out of date products go to die) and I saw this really cool bifold wallet (also a must I hate trifold since it makes my bills all trifoldy) for $10. I refuse to spend more than $10 on a wallet because what is the point of buying a wallet if it is going to be empty of money when it's finally yours? It's perry ellis which I have come to understand as a cheap fancy clothing type that makes wallets too. I have a belt from them which is awesome because it is reversable.

Anyway, my wallet has stamps, 2 credit cards, 2 debit cards, my driving license, my military ID, my student ID, it had my Game Stop member card in it until I realized it is expired so I don't have that anymore, my Barnes and Noble member card, a jewelry store business card with my ring size and the type of band I liked at the time because I don't know anything, my grand mother's business card since I never remember where she damn lives and a little note that a stranger wrote on a small piece of paper thanking me for my service. It was an awesome thing to find on my car and I don't think my mommy wrote it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have a black leather wallet that contains the following:
debit card
credit card
driver's license
state ID card
student ID
Dave and Busters power card
AMC Stubs card
Health insurance card
Costco card
Bevmo! card
Red Robin card
Barona card
and currently some cash

[Pike]

It's a small black wallet that don't need no man. Contains the following:

Driver's License
Debit Card
Safeway Card
Safeway pharmacy prescription discount card
Target Employee Discount Card
Target Visa (for further discounts)
Another credit card that I have never used and is there for emergencies
Haircrafters loyalty card

And some cash and a couple of receipts. The receipts get cleared out once a week or so.

I don't carry a purse because purses are for girls and I am a genderless robot. Also I have no idea what I would put into a purse. Phone and wallet both fit into my pockets perfectly fine.

[Aulayna]

I have:

A €20 note
A debit card
A Costa Coffee Club Card

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd...

that's all!

[Pike]

Well, Aulayna is winning the thread so far!

[Night Fury]

I have a beaaaautttiful red purse with gold metal bits on it.

Inside I have....
1 Post office receipt!
1 Frankie and Bennys receipt!
1 Useless HMV points card
1 Out of date H&M £5 gift card
3 Debit cards
Body shop loyalty card
Cafe Nero Loyalty Card
Costa Coffee Loyalty Card
Esquires Coffee Loyalty Card
Uni Coffee Stand Loyalty Card
Boots Advantage Card
Superdrug Points Card
Buss Pass
Library Card/Uni ID
Work Locker Key
...Some fluff :s
3 odd buttons
A few pennies, a few pound coins and a £5 note.

[Værn]

I made my own wallet out of some camouflage duct tape.
It currently contains:

• My ID
• Two $20 bills

[Pheesh]

I have an awesome black tri-fold wallet, it's a little small tbh but it's looks and feels so awesome. It's contents atm are...

Post Office Receipt
7/11 Receipt
2x Transperth Train Tickets
2x VLine Train Tickets
A ticket to Periphery from last night
Debit Card
Credit Card
Eftpos Card
Myki Tram Card
Health Insurance Membership Card
WA White Card (builders ticket)
WA Proof of Age Card
Medicare Card
Room key from the hostel I stayed in last night that I forgot to hand in apparently :/
A couple random business cards
some loose change
aaaand an expired condom -_-

[Bubba]

I am also pretty boring and have a black, leather wallet containing the standard following items...

£5
2 Debit Cards
2 Credit Cards
Sainsbury's Discount Card
Riley's Pool Hall Card
Barbers Loyalty Card
3 passport photos
7 first class stamps
A condom

Plus... a few weird items I'd forgotten about.

- a cheque receipt for £409.50 from about 12 months ago... I hope it cleared.
- A little note that reads "Nick is always right!" and then a drawing of what looks like a lemur... I have no idea who Nick is.
- A very weird restaurant card depicting a woman holding a glass of wine... but when turned upside down it depicts her... erm, 'interfering' with herself.

Thank you EOFF for reminding me to clear out my wallet.

[Værn]

- A little note that reads "Nick is always right!" and then a drawing of what looks like a lemur... I have no idea who Nick is.

That would probably be me.

[Bubba]

- A little note that reads "Nick is always right!" and then a drawing of what looks like a lemur... I have no idea who Nick is.

That would probably be me.

Are you any good at drawing lemurs?

[Værn]

- A little note that reads "Nick is always right!" and then a drawing of what looks like a lemur... I have no idea who Nick is.

That would probably be me.

Are you any good at drawing lemurs?

Not particularly.

[Jinx]

You're not supposed to keep condoms in your wallet.

Don't Keep Condoms In Your Wallet | Men's Health Singapore

[Pheesh]

Lol, a condom in your wallet will still be more effective than not having a condom on you at all.