The thing elly, is that, sarcasm or not, your post clearly showed that you only skimmed the thread before posting. Your post was overly aggressive when it didnt need to be. Reading it in a sarcastic tone isnt funny because i dont believe you ever intended for it to be funny, and it isnt a rant with any humor present.
Also, id recommend not telling others to chill as it usually has the opposite effect.

ANYWAY: i never played ff7 so i dont have an opinion on this, but replaying rpgs where you cant skip decades worth of text or cutscenes has always bugged the crap out of me.