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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    Umbrella. Also I was away for Passover.
    Going with the umbrella. Yeah, an umbrella is necessary for shade and is sometimes a symbol of a good time at the beach. Many people do like to put up their umbrellas on the beach.

    Show us Umbrella!



    Hmmm, I don't see an umbrella on this beach.



    Answers.
    1. Towel - 22
    2. Sunscreen - 9
    3
    4. Booze - 4
    5. Swimsuit -3
    6.
    Points: 38
    Strikes: X

    First strike. So much for a perfect board, eh?


    Okay, Formalhaut is back up! Give an answer within the next 24 hours!

    Name something to bring to the beach.

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    Good one. Two more strikes, please.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Um, 24 hours have passed and Formalhaut hasn't even answered. That means....




    Sorry about that.

    Answers.
    1. Towel - 22
    2. Sunscreen - 9
    3
    4. Booze - 4
    5. Swimsuit -3
    6.
    Points: 38
    Strikes: XX

    Okay, Shiny is up next. Let's see if she can get this team back in track. 24 hours to go.

    Name something to bring to the beach.

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    Wait wha? Oh damn it! I completely forgot it looped right back round to me!

    Sorry team. Feel free to execute me at your leisure.


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    Provide an axe please

    Just kidding, i would never do that
    Forward, the Light Brigade!'
    Was there a man dismay'd?
    Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
      Some one had blunder'd:
    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die:
    Into the valley of Death
      Rode the six hundred.


    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon in front of them
      Volley'd and thunder'd;
    Storm'd at with shot and shell,
    Boldly they rode and well,
    Into the jaws of Death,
    Into the mouth of Hell
      Rode the six hundred.

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    Here, you guys

    You can have


    MY AXE


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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    I finally found you, Gimli! You shall come live in my basement
    Forward, the Light Brigade!'
    Was there a man dismay'd?
    Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
      Some one had blunder'd:
    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die:
    Into the valley of Death
      Rode the six hundred.


    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon in front of them
      Volley'd and thunder'd;
    Storm'd at with shot and shell,
    Boldly they rode and well,
    Into the jaws of Death,
    Into the mouth of Hell
      Rode the six hundred.

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    24 hours have passed and Shiny was nowhere to be heard from. What's going on Team Champions? You call yourselves champs? More like Team Chumps to me.

    This would be strike three!



    Answers.
    1. Towel - 22
    2. Sunscreen - 9
    3
    4. Booze - 4
    5. Swimsuit -3
    6.
    Points: 38
    Strikes: XXX

    Okay, Tifa's Boobs' Jumbley Bunch now have an opportunity to make a steal! If they can correctly guess an answer, the 38 points Team Champions earned, the points are theirs! They have 24 hours to guess.

    Name something to bring to the beach.

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    :For the Steal:
    I think I'm gonna go with a good ol' pair of "Shades".

    (don't kill me, Sam)
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    So, it looks like Mercen-X is going to answer for his team. I guess we can do that. Let's see if Shades is the answer to make the steal...

    Show us a pair of shades!



    Here's a pair... now is it good for the steal? It would be a bummer if it's not...

    Are they good for the steal??



    Well, better believe. It is good for the steal! The 38 points now belong to the Jumbley Bunch!!

    Answers.
    1. Towel - 22
    2. Sunscreen - 9
    3. Beach ball - 5
    4. Booze - 4
    5. Swimsuit -3
    6. Sunglasses - 3
    Points: 38

    Score
    Tifa's Boobs' Jumbley Bunch - 68
    Team Champions - 0


    Next round will start soon! Get ready for it!

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    Okay Jumbley Bunch, step right up! It's time for...



    Points are doubled this time around! There are 8 answers on the board for this question.

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    2.
    3.
    4.
    5.
    6.
    7.
    8.

    I need Pantz to step up because he's up first for his team! You have 24 hours to answer.

    Name something Eyes on Final Fantasy has.

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    Good job Merc! I would have suggested either sunglasses or beach ball and both were on the board.

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    Oops, sorry guys! :shiny:

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    a beach ball was the furthest from my mind. I was gonna say food.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    There's gonna be so many snarky answers for this one. I'll go with something more basic, though...

    Show me forums!

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