If They Only Knew
Some white trash bitch from high school had a son. She, rather hilariously and I presume unwittingly, named him Raiden.
What funny things happened out of people's ignorance?
EDIT: I can see it now. He gets in trouble, she shouts, "Raiden? Raiden!? RAIIIIIDEEEEEN!!!!"
Speaking of people and their babies--
Bitches need to learn they babies ugly as trout.
No, really. Your baby is not cute. It looks like a troll.
Originally Posted by Fynn
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
A trashy hipster but mostly trashy old coworker of mine got his gf, now wife, preggo. Well they decided to name her Blayze Starlet. Starlet off of Lollipop chainsaws chick. It's not really out of ignorance as if they mistakenly named the poor kid that but just cause they are trashy and weird.
If I ever have a daughter, I want to name her River Song Lastname. Does this make me a bad person?
Yes. Name her (SPOILER)Melody Pond Lastname.If I ever have a daughter, I want to name her River Song Lastname. Does this make me a bad person?
At least she won't have to change her name when she goes into porn.
I still think of Mortal Kombat when I see this name unless the discussion is specifically about MGS.
Paul has the better idea.Yes. Name her (SPOILER)Melody Pond Lastname.If I ever have a daughter, I want to name her River Song Lastname. Does this make me a bad person?
River Song > Melody Pond
Melody Pond is too pedestrian.
The thing for me is, so many people these days give their kids stupid names that it's pointless being shocked by it anymore. The thing that bugs me about it though is that if you're going to give your kid a stupid name, why don't you at least give it a stupid name that is practical? Like 'Oi'. It works on every level.
"OI! YOUR DINNER IS READY!"
"OI! DO YOUR HOMEWORK!"
"OI! DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT!"
"OIIII! Happy Birthday!"
No one will ever convince me that Oi is not the best stupid name for a child. It just is.
ITT: People being judgy as smurf. xD
Not everyone can be as clever about naming kids as your parents, Michael I don't think as many people are going to get the Raiden reference as you think.
Hey, I named my son Michael
Reason: I had a dream when I was 4 about a man who told me I would have a son and name him Michael. Then almost 3 years ago I had a son and named him Michael. True story.
I don't think I"ve ever agreed with you harder.
People can call their kids whatever stupid names they like. It is up to them. Just don't be surprised if they hate you for it when they are older.
When your last name is so deliciously pretentious as des Lauriers you better hope I was given an ordinary name.
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