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    Taking a 3-minute long leak with enough force to shoot 6 feet.
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    Forward, the Light Brigade!'
    Was there a man dismay'd?
    Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
      Some one had blunder'd:
    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die:
    Into the valley of Death
      Rode the six hundred.


    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon in front of them
      Volley'd and thunder'd;
    Storm'd at with shot and shell,
    Boldly they rode and well,
    Into the jaws of Death,
    Into the mouth of Hell
      Rode the six hundred.

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    A three minute long leak doesn't sound healthy.

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    Generally happens when you hold it in for way too long. It's probably not 3 minutes but it feels like it
    Forward, the Light Brigade!'
    Was there a man dismay'd?
    Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
      Some one had blunder'd:
    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die:
    Into the valley of Death
      Rode the six hundred.


    Cannon to right of them,
    Cannon to left of them,
    Cannon in front of them
      Volley'd and thunder'd;
    Storm'd at with shot and shell,
    Boldly they rode and well,
    Into the jaws of Death,
    Into the mouth of Hell
      Rode the six hundred.

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    I don't understand the "taking off your bra" thing; I can't tell the difference between wearing one and not wearing one.

    Anyways my contribution:

    Sitting down with a nice snack during breaktime at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    I don't understand the "taking off your bra" thing; I can't tell the difference between wearing one and not wearing one.

    Anyways my contribution:

    Sitting down with a nice snack during breaktime at work.
    My boobs weigh at total of 8 pounds (yes I have weighed them, shut up.)

    Wearing a bra creates a ton of strain on my shoulders and back.

    SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_best_noob View Post
    Generally happens when you hold it in for way too long. It's probably not 3 minutes but it feels like it
    You'll get a bladder infection that way!

    Also I wonder how much my boobs weigh. Hmmm, pondering.

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    Going to your regular Indian food restaurant with your family on a cold, rainy day!
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Also I wonder how much my boobs weigh. Hmmm, pondering.
    >visions of some slight crouching then each one being slapped onto the kitchen scales like a pound of meat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    I don't understand the "taking off your bra" thing; I can't tell the difference between wearing one and not wearing one.

    Anyways my contribution:

    Sitting down with a nice snack during breaktime at work.
    My boobs weigh at total of 8 pounds (yes I have weighed them, shut up.)

    Wearing a bra creates a ton of strain on my shoulders and back.

    SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT

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    Shooting things with a rifle. It's so fun and lets me vent all my frustrations.

    The bra thing too. I've never weighed them though.... big boobies suck for back problems.

    Depantsing after I get home too. I hate pants. Pants are for squares.


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    I think if I tried to weigh my 'boobs' I'd fall over before nipple hit the scale. I can estimate they're probably about 50g each though.


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    Was reminded of another one today at work; really cold drinks on my lunch break on a hot day.

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    Popping bubble wrap
    Winding the car window down on a high speed road and letting the wind run through your hair (like a cheap version of riding in a convertible)

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    coffee time. especially on a dreary rainy day. :}

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    A really, really good slice of pizza

    Every day I walk outside and it's high 60s, with no fog or wind, and feel like it's the best weather ever

    Collapsing into bed after a concert, feeling like I could sleep for a year

    Showing up just in time to catch a train or bus, no waiting, no running, just right on time

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