Gruel? Liquid aminos?

I dunno. Take food, add enough water and blend until liquidy, strain out the will to live and eat a basket of hot chips instead.

I've reached the point in the "evening" where I am considering drawing up plans to construct some sort of t-shirt-cannon-style device that fires cardboard containers of flaming hot soup, which are consumed by their recipients like this, so I'm going to bed now. Seeya, soupmeisters! May our passion for irrelevant nitpicking never die.