if you were dead, who would u haunt?

[theundeadhero]

MY high school sweetheart.
Maybe then she would stop ignoring me.

[Madame Adequate]

For funsies getting into japes hauntings, Pike. Or Psy.

For real scary driven-to-suicide hauntings? Mr. Albert Smith of Southend-on-Sea.

[Tigmafuzz]

Shorty. Poltergeist style, tearing off her face looking in the bathroom mirror sᴏ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ sᴇᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ

[Bunny]

MILF because that dude is weird and I'd probably see some crazy trout.