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I feel like I'm missing out
if you or anyone else British wants to hear a derranged man gibbering at them then feel free to PM me your number. I can't tell you when or where I will strike, just that one day I will. And it will be glorious.
This is surprisingly true. I can't even begin to tell you how true. He just calls me up, leaves a voicemail asking me to show his students how to use a blade, calling me a turk and generally being offensive. In return I phoned him up and left a voicemail the other day declaring him to be Mr Eko.

DK once called me and left a full on 15 minute voicemail ranting about how I sold him a table with snot on the bottom. I was on a date at the time, it was fairly hilarious. I ended up laughing so hard I had to play the voicemail on speaker phone for my date to hear, no wonder we never lasted very long...

Daniel Towns has had me on the phone demanding answers before, not my phone though he had me on Baloki's phone.

Agrias had several huge conversations with the british EoFF crew well us and TUH. Who has also spoken to me before on the phone.

A fair few other british eoff members have spoken to me on the phone and more have spoken to me on XBL or Skype or back in the days of PG's Ventrillo server we'd hang out there and chat.

Parker Whatsapps me a fair bit. This is how certain stories about myself and certain admins are born.

If others wish to have my number so that they may call me, leave me abusive voicemails or whatsapp me senseless messages or nudes like Parker does. PM me, it's fine.