Half hoped for a "...and that's how I became the prince of a town called Bel Aire" at the end of that story.

I honestly spent about 10 minutes thinking about this topic and couldn't come up with anything noteworthy, which is kind of a bummer. Other than sometimes writing about topics I think are important, I don't do much to make the world a better place.

I did make a really good frittata a month ago, though.