"Um...I dunno, good movies?"

[Unbreakable Will]

First was the girl that I had just met in school not twelve hours before the date, where we went to the movies and five minutes into the pre-show trailers she tried giving me a handjob. I really don't like easiness so I stopped her and never called her again.

...do you still have her number? For research purposes.

Are you immune to the clap? A friend of mine got it from her later in that year.
O_o
Gave credit to my instincts.