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    Quote Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will View Post
    First was the girl that I had just met in school not twelve hours before the date, where we went to the movies and five minutes into the pre-show trailers she tried giving me a handjob. I really don't like easiness so I stopped her and never called her again.
    ...do you still have her number? For research purposes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will View Post
    First was the girl that I had just met in school not twelve hours before the date, where we went to the movies and five minutes into the pre-show trailers she tried giving me a handjob. I really don't like easiness so I stopped her and never called her again.
    ...do you still have her number? For research purposes.
    Are you immune to the clap? A friend of mine got it from her later in that year.
    O_o
    Gave credit to my instincts.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    You can't get clap from a wristy. Just give him the number man, quit stalling!

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    will's just lookin out for a bro, bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will View Post
    First was the girl that I had just met in school not twelve hours before the date, where we went to the movies and five minutes into the pre-show trailers she tried giving me a handjob. I really don't like easiness so I stopped her and never called her again.
    ...do you still have her number? For research purposes.
    Are you immune to the clap? A friend of mine got it from her later in that year.
    O_o
    Gave credit to my instincts.
    I'm with my boy Phil here. I also like funding the medical industry.

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    Hahaha, well since you're so dead set I would, but fortunately for your genitalia I have long forgotten her number lol

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    I once went on a date with a guy who started out as a gentleman. I told him the ice cream sounded good, but after the meal I didn't have enough room left to finish it. He said, oh don't worry about it, have some ice cream. It's a treat. So I said, okay sure, and ordered the ice cream. I ate about half and it was really good, but as I suspected I couldn't finish it before I was full. Then he started complaining that I didn't finish it and I was wasting food and money and he eventually got up and started yelling at me in front of the whole restaurant and then stormed out.

    I later found it this was due to drug withdrawals. I was not impressed .

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    No great loss there, shion, that's for sure - and you got a free meal! Win-win.

    Quote Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will View Post
    Well I'm guessing you show better judgement these days
    I dunno, man... I'm surprised there aren't slasher flicks about girls meeting strange men from the internet, personally.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Or from meeting strange women for that matter.
    o_o

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    No great loss there, shion, that's for sure - and you got a free meal! Win-win.

    Quote Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will View Post
    Well I'm guessing you show better judgement these days
    I dunno, man... I'm surprised there aren't slasher flicks about girls meeting strange men from the internet, personally.
    Someone should get on that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    No great loss there, shion, that's for sure - and you got a free meal! Win-win.

    Quote Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will View Post
    Well I'm guessing you show better judgement these days
    I dunno, man... I'm surprised there aren't slasher flicks about girls meeting strange men from the internet, personally.
    Someone should get on that.
    I'm pretty sure they already exist.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Any date in which we go to the movies (which I loathe as dates due to being impersonal) usually end terribly. Not just because they're pointless, but also because I get to learn what troutty taste in movies my date has. Like, what are you? A fourteen year old girl? Let's go see Django Unchained or Silver Linings Playbook or a real goddamn movie. Not Paranormal smurfing Activity 4.



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    Oh we talking about non-EoFF related interactions here?

    I didn't have my pubes yet, I was shy as hell. Probably something to do with the fact I knew trout. Shyness towards stuff like that ended around the time I entered high school. But still mission impossible for me the approach thing.
    ('-'*)/ - "sup"

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    Every date I've been on has been "good" even when it was clear it was going nowhere. I just try to act friendly in an "aw shucks" kind of way until s/he gets the point. Then I kind of half-heartedly text until it ends.

    Or it ends in sex which is good, I guess. Easiness is fine by me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teek View Post

    Or it ends in sex which is good, I guess. Easiness is fine by me.

    I've got an abandoned shack over here, if you're bored.

    Sounds legit. You got solid soundproofing there Teek? I myself have been planning to buy one of those Vans without windows and such.
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