I'm teetotal and largely dislike clubbing, but every now and again it's pretty good.

I make sure that I turn up late to avoid the boring part where people I don't particularly like spend time drinking, presumably so they can tolerate each other. Then I start dancing. Some people say that they can't dance unless they're totally drunk, but I've never understood that. Maybe they're just scared of looking like a pillock. I've never let that affect me.