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    Quote Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan View Post
    If any of the guys need help with the BJ part, you know where I am.
    YEAH LIKE ALL THE WAY UP IN CANADA BRO

    too far to go when i can just, you know

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    I promise it is worth it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    You think that's bad? A girl has never touched my penis
    What are you, ga--

    Ohhhhh, clever man!

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    Bish please. Make me a steak and a peach cobbler then we'll see about a bj. /whathaveyoudoneformelately ooo ooo yeah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Bish please. Make me a steak and a peach cobbler then we'll see about a bj. /whathaveyoudoneformelately ooo ooo yeah
    Typical woman, it's all about you you you (usually). All we men ask for is one bj a year, a week of them once a month 12 months a year, and whenever you don't feel like putting out. It's not like we're asking for a bj every day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    I'm still waiting for my blowjob.
    You first.

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    We went out to dinner and he doesn't much like steak... but I did the rest of it

    Why would they put this on the same day as pi(e) day? I can only keep track of one holiday at a time.

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    I think you could rename it to Steak and Peach Cobbler day without losing any of its meaning.

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    Nikki is sadly ignorant of this joyous holiday. An ignorance I shall now rectify...
    *leaves*
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    She slapped me.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will View Post
    Nikki is sadly ignorant of this joyous holiday. An ignorance I shall now rectify...
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    She slapped me.
    Take it in stride, bro. I'm sleeping on the couch.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cim View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will View Post
    Nikki is sadly ignorant of this joyous holiday. An ignorance I shall now rectify...
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    She slapped me.
    Take it in stride, bro. I'm sleeping on the couch.
    My heart breaks for you on this wonderous, yet ruined, holiday.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    If I tried this with Pike she'd tell me to smurf off. Not because she's got a problem with the day or anything, but no way is she going to spend time cooking or sexing when she could be playing videogames.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    Nope it's Deus Ex day as far as I'm concerned
    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    If I tried this with Pike she'd tell me to smurf off. Not because she's got a problem with the day or anything, but no way is she going to spend time cooking or sexing when she could be playing videogames.
    We heard, sorry mang.


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