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    I will give a trout about Steak and BJ Day when I hear about Ice Cream and Cunnilingus Day.

    Though I did have Chateaubriand and sex yesterday. Does that count?

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    I will give a trout about Steak and BJ Day when I hear about Ice Cream and Cunnilingus Day.
    Much like Steak and BJ day, we celebrate Ice Cream and Cunnilingus Day frequently.

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    *also posts how wrong Laddy is*

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    I have to say Laddy might be more wrong about steak than lonny bob is about soup. At least lonny bob thinking soup is a drink doesn't actually ruin any food; he's just misidentifying it as a drink. Overcooking steak, on the other hand, certainly ruins it. This is just tragic. Cattle dying for the purpose of being consumed by humans must suffer from existential dread over the possibility that people won't even be able to taste the meat because they're overcooking it. Talk about dying for no purpose.
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    *sigh* another year..

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    This is the stupidest damn thing I ever heard of.

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    I know I have a fatboy spirit when the steak is giving me an erection more than the bj is.

    Good Lord, what is wrong with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    The horrible truth comes out: the gays do have an agenda. It's overcooking their meat.
    Hey, I take my steak Medium thank you!

    About this steak and BJ day. Were a card to be made for it's celebration, how would the inside cute printed poem go?

    My steak is red
    maybe sometimes blue
    When we get into bed
    You know what to do

    Not only have I never heard of it, it's probably something this guy made up.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Formalhaut View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    The horrible truth comes out: the gays do have an agenda. It's overcooking their meat.
    Hey, I take my steak Medium thank you!

    About this steak and BJ day. Were a card to be made for it's celebration, how would the inside cute printed poem go?

    My steak is red
    maybe sometimes blue
    When we get into bed
    You know what to do

    Not only have I never heard of it, it's probably something this guy made up.

    Medium is overcooked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs View Post
    Medium is overcooked.
    It tastes great to me. Though I've always wanted to try Medium rare, though I don't want to spend money on something I might not enjoy.

    I keep waiting for a friend or family member to eventually order a medium rare steak so I can sample it, but alas, nothing.


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    Go big or go home. Get it RARE like nature intended.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    Not sure combining something chewie with a BJ is a good idea.

    Girl might get confused and go chomping
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    Whoa there, change of plans, on S&BJ day we now kill it with fire until it's extra crispy.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renmiri View Post
    Not sure combining something chewie with a BJ is a good idea.

    Girl might get confused and go chomping
    The steak isn't for her.

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    This is the stupidest damn thing I ever heard of.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renmiri View Post
    Not sure combining something chewie with a BJ is a good idea.

    Girl might get confused and go chomping
    A little biting goes a long way.

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