Ohhhhh ho ho ho hooooo
Ohhhhh ho ho ho hooooo
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!
Those cats were fast as lightning!
In fact it was a little bit frightening!
But they fought with expert timing
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said "Here comes the big boss (HUH HYAH!) let's get it on!"
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand new trip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!
HUH!
Those cats were fast as lightning!
HA!
Mimmy mimmy mim mim mim mim miiiim!
pls no i hate bugs
What if...
You were out partying in Vegas, painting the town red. You were bouncing from bar to bar, casino to casino, really putting away the drinks... and I mean, smurf it - what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right? You awake the next morning in your hotel, your head pounding... who the smurf put the Sun in this hotel room, god damn your eyes bur.... what the smurf is that. What is that thing in the bed next to you. It feels... rubbery...
And then you realise that laying beside you is a giant centipede. "Morning wifey!" he clicks with his mandibles. You look down at your ring finger, and you let out a silent scream.
you're the nikki and paolo of this thread!
Except people will like me.
...right?!
What if...
You were out partying in Vegas, painting the town red. You were bouncing from bar to bar, casino to casino, really putting away the drinks... and I mean, smurf it - what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right? You awake the next morning in your hotel, your head pounding... who the smurf put the Sun in this hotel room, god damn your eyes bur.... what the smurf is that. What is that thing in the bed next to you. It feels... rubbery...
And then you realise that laying beside you is Aaron "The Man" Freed. "Morning wifey!" he clicks with his mandibles. You look down at your ring finger, and you let out a silent scream.
LOL
I thought leaving the mandibles in was a nice touch.
it made me lol irl