Ohhhhh ho ho ho hooooo
Ohhhhh ho ho ho hooooo
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!
Those cats were fast as lightning!
In fact it was a little bit frightening!
But they fought with expert timing
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said "Here comes the big boss (HUH HYAH!) let's get it on!"
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand new trip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!
HUH!
Those cats were fast as lightning!
HA!
Mimmy mimmy mim mim mim mim miiiim!
nana-nana boo boo
stick your head in doo doo!!
"They can take my life but they can never take my chocolate chip cookies!" ~ Joel Anthony Holmes, 2012.
"Her name is Wendy because she reminds me of the lady on the sign of the black food place."
is that the bastard gamer
i love that guy
He's Mr Bastard Gamer now. Don't need no "the" no more.
well of course he's the only one because who else would pick that name amirite
i assumed it was because he had married a fine lady (another thing i assume is that she has a laugh like the sound of a choking bird) and she took over his name in that age old tradition
i have to pee
GOSH I LOVE THAT JOEL HOLMES
oh sweet frankenberry, agent proto is online
YOU KNOW
the personage who enclosed the original maps!
WHAT DO WE DO
How do we prevent this encroaching menace?!!?
i wish you could smell what i'm smellin
mmm, mmm, mmm
wait what are you smelling
is it a dishcloth?
it's a dishcloth, right
a loincloth :3