Ohhhhh ho ho ho hooooo

Ohhhhh ho ho ho hooooo

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!

Those cats were fast as lightning!

In fact it was a little bit frightening!

But they fought with expert timing

They were funky China men from funky Chinatown

They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down

It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part

From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung

He said "Here comes the big boss (HUH HYAH!) let's get it on!"

We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand

The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand new trip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!

HUH!

Those cats were fast as lightning!

HA!

Mimmy mimmy mim mim mim mim miiiim!