Ohhhhh ho ho ho hooooo
Ohhhhh ho ho ho hooooo
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!
Those cats were fast as lightning!
In fact it was a little bit frightening!
But they fought with expert timing
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said "Here comes the big boss (HUH HYAH!) let's get it on!"
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand new trip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!
HUH!
Those cats were fast as lightning!
HA!
Mimmy mimmy mim mim mim mim miiiim!
Last Tuesday morn I held a box containing a solitary centipede and of course - you know what I am like! - as I forcefully hurled the box at my cousin during her wedding vows the box burst open yet the centipede was nowhere to be found
what do you suppose happened to it
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