Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
Awwww, poor Gideon Briefcase wanker and 40 year old virgin are smurfing genius.
Quote Originally Posted by Aulayna View Post
he's generally responsible for running the economy into the ground
Not really. I mean I'm not saying he's done the best job in the world - actually he's been quite mediocre - but I don't really know what to tell you if you think he's done anywhere near as much damage as Gordon Brown did. I think the best way I can describe it is that Brown shat all over the walls and it's Gideon's job to clean it all up. Faced with this almighty challenge he's taken a small scoop, dumped a tiny amount outside and then proceeded to roll around in Brown's faeces.
Nah he inherited a mess, but if Brown left trout smeared on the walls Osbourne has demolished the building and rebuilt it out of bricks made of literal trout.

And then declared it only appropriate for strivers not skivers.