Chess: Sport or not?

[I Took the Red Pill]

Chess is a mind sport though. And I do believe mind sports are considered sport.

Really grasping at straws here...

Do you bums have anything to talk about besides inane semantic arguments? Like, what are you going to d o this weekend? Anyways, I'm thirsty. Gonna go grab myself a cup of soup and maybe a can of soda too! (<---- that's an exclamation point, by the way)