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    Default You will never guess who came to my work today...

    Just a game.

    Imagine if the person who last posted came into your work as a client/patient/customer/student etc. how/would you treat them differently than others? how do you imagine the interaction would go down.

    Ex. If Raistlin came into my restaurant I would treat him normally, but gain pleasure in knowing that he would likely be too paranoid that Ive done something to his food/drink to ever actually enjoy the meal. Our night will end with him offering his own body as tip. Sadly we split tips 6 ways and the head chef Emmett always takes his first.

    Boldly go.

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    I think about this sometimes! Assuming I knew you were you, I would say hi, offer to help you find anything and maybe ask if you wanted to go get a drink or something after work, and then probably disappear to the stacks to "shelve books".

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    I would treat Nicky like The Queen and curtsy and bow and fetch her water or tea or whiskey and seat her on our finest leather chair while she waited for whatever it is she came into my work for.

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    I don't get people coming in to my work since I work on a telephone. However if Shorty was to call us up with problems needing troubleshooting. I would probably express that as in everything, it is her in the wrong. Politely mind you, calls are recorded for training and monitoring purposes.

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    as in everything huh

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    If Sarah walked into my place of work I would have her ejected by security with devastating promptness. And not just escorted out. I'm talking full on Beverly Hills Cop Axel Foley being thrown through a giant window ejected. Not on my watch, Cobb. Not on my watch.

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    If Dan came into the office I work in, I would first be highly suspicious of his presence in North Carolina as my current knowledge of him puts him either in Japan or in Sunny Beach, where ever that may be. I would then ask if I could help him.

    He would say something like "Can't you see I've got a leg off, love? Scuttle on back and locate a proper physician to have a look at this bloody stump." I would lean over the desk to look at his two intact legs. In doing this I would over-lean and fall out of my chair, crashing to the floor. Dan would laugh. Having bitten my tongue almost in two, I would curse and promptly be terminated for rudeness to a patient. Dan would go back to Sunny Beach, I would move into a Doritos bag below an overpass in some bitterly cold mid-western city.

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    If foa came into my work, I would send her out dish, after dish of tastiness and then pay for her meal. Afterwards we'd go out for drinks!


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    If Bobby came to my work I'd tell him to stop staring at me in my short shorts, get a shovel and help me.

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    If any EoFFer came into my place of work I would avoid eye contact and pack their bags and not talk to them about the internet

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    Seeing as I work with adults with special needs, I think Parker coming into my work really wouldn't be that noteworthy.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    A lot of you probably already come into my "workplace", not mine but a similar one. We ARE on a video game message board. And if that's the case I would give you awesome customer service like I do with everyone. I'd tell pike and hux that, sorry but our PC section is tiny and there aren't and strategy games

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    I would wonder why Freya suddenly appeared on the shop floor or my desk while I was doing my usual QA business. I would then awkwardly ask her if she wanted an application and proceed to warn her that the various perverts here are going to stare at her all day no matter if she is at my job for an opening or not.

    Then I would ask her what her favorite Final Fantasy game is.

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    If Sephex ended up in my ward, it would mean he's having Alzheimer or something like that. Then I would just hope he wouldn't remember me, because it'd be kinda awkward to be in situation like that. Especially if he would have to use diapers just because he doesn't remember when to trout and piss.
    ('-'*)/ - "sup"

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    I would think Mik would be looking for the Made room, and show him to the right area. He just seems like the type of guy that they'd want on that horrible show.

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