The only thing I get free from work is coffee or tea. That's it. Unless it's stuff that they decide they will be throwing out. They're renovating the whole building right now so there are pieces that they don't want anymore so it's first come, gets it. So tomorrow I'm bringing home a very nice big cabinet as well as a life-like dog that sort of looks like Lassie. I'm going to place it by my koi pond to hopefully scare off any Herons.

Illegally... I might have taken a pen and maybe an envelope or two.