Thats my stapler.....

[Shlup]

I usually end up with a lot of pens that I accidentally bring home in my pocket. I bring them back when I get about a dozen though.

[Loony BoB]

Given the highly expensive equipment I'm responsible for, I don't get to keep nearly enough. Basically nothing, really. Sometimes I get a nice pen when users return their laptops and forget to clear out their laptop bags.

[Bubba]

Basically, I swipe anything that can be considered stationary.

...and by stationary I mean anything that doesn't move.

[KoShiatar]

Someone at Nintendo went home with my beloved Nici zebra mug.
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I hope they catch the runs drinking out of it.

[Sephex]

I work in a place that manufactures conveyors. I am free to take any reasonably sized scrap piece of metal, which is more useful than one might think at times.

[Calliope]

I work in a place that manufactures conveyors. I am free to take any reasonably sized scrap piece of metal, which is more useful than one might think at times.

Please build me a delorean, thank you.

[Psychotic]

I've been given branded stress balls, pens and notebooks. I haven't really had to steal anything!