Moving is the worst thing in the world and it can smurf off.

Allow me to recount the number of times I have moved throughout my lifetime.

Oak Harbor, WA -> Lynnwood, WA
Lynnwood, WA -> Bothell, WA
Bothell, WA -> Helena, MT
Helena, MT -> Manhattan, MT
Manhattan, MT -> Bozeman, MT
Bozeman, MT -> Belgrade, MT
Belgrade, MT -> Some other house in Belgrade, MT
That house in Belgrade, MT -> Bozeman, MT
Bozeman, MT -> Some other house in Bozeman, MT
That house in Bozeman, MT -> An apartment in Bozeman, MT
That apartment in Bozeman, MT -> Back to a house in Bozeman, MT
Bozeman, MT -> Oak Harbor, WA
Oak Harbor, WA -> Bozeman, MT

At some point during this process I have lost approximately 80% of everything I have ever owned, including a lot of really great video games

I hate moving, it is awful and the worst thing in the world.