There's now an auction up on eBay for a decanter of rice wine supposedly brewed by Jesus. The current bid is just over a million dollars.
That's a lot of money for Christ's saké.
(SPOILER)New pun thread GO!
Bargain hunting
There's now an auction up on eBay for a decanter of rice wine supposedly brewed by Jesus. The current bid is just over a million dollars.
That's a lot of money for Christ's saké.
(SPOILER)New pun thread GO!
I had an awesome day a couple days ago. I'm in the period between finding out I've gotten a job and actually starting said job, and it's a period of low stress. My personal/social life is doing great as well. So I took the day to just chill out, play video games, talk to my friends and just have a wonderful time.
Man, that was a Good Friday.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. It asks the bartender, "How much do I owe you?"
Replies the bartender, "For you, no charge."
I kicked a duck in the face the other day,
The duck said, "Ack, that really hurt! Why would you do that?"
I replied, "Because you didn't pay your bill."
"Well I'll be sure to be on time next month, now if you'll excuse me I have to see my doctor." said the duck.
"Oh? Which doctor?" I questioned, "I'm looking for a new one you see, my old one was a bit of a quack."
The duck merely gave me a fowl look and flew off to his appointment.
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
Why doesn't Hitler play baseball anymore?
Three reichs, you're out!
So a seal walks into a club.
Boldly go.
(SPOILER)
OOC: I thought this was a thread about bargain hunting and got super excited
Regarding the wedding...
Friend: "Have you got a date yet?"
Me: "Yeah... Danielle."
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
An Investigator!
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.
Bob Dylan is an awesome singer. LOL.
I respect Raistlin.
Boldly go.
Player One: Do you think Leonardo DiCaprio is going to be any good as Jay Gatsby?
Player Two: Oh, I think he's going to be a great Gatsby!
I had a bowl of sarcasm this morning and it tasted iron-y.
Do you think Phil's sick? He's been wearing a saddle and talking raspy
No, I think he's just a bit hoarse.
Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
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