Goodbye Cruel World of the Internets

[Renmiri]

I found this in another forum, a hilarious take on people who leave a site in a huff

Our Man In Redmond's do it yourself GBCW post

( ) Unfortunately
( ) Thankfully
( ) Angrily
( ) Resentfully
( ) Belatedly
( ) _________________________________
, I have decided to leave this site because:

( ) You people are all dinosaurs with the IQ of a learning-disabled patch of kale
( ) You people are all disagreeable, noxious trolls who live under a bridge . . . and those are your GOOD points
( ) Nobody reads my posts
( ) Nobody recommends my posts
( ) You allow _________________________________ who is a _________________________________ to post on this site
( ) _________________________________

You'd think you people would be able to understand
( ) Satire
( ) Sarcasm
( ) Humor
( ) English
( ) My insightful analysis into the way the world works
( ) _________________________________

I have therefore decided to
( ) Slit my wrists
( ) Create my own self-indulgent blog
( ) Move over to MySpace
( ) Move to Nepal and study a religion you've never heard of
( ) Get a life
( ) Deprive you of my inspired prose by deleting all my previous posts
( ) _________________________________

So you can all therefore
( ) Kiss my ____________________ -________________________ butt (e.g., lily-white, nerd pwning)
( ) Congratulate me when I become Internet Hide-And-Go-Seek Champion
( ) Take a sunbath in a cyclotron
( ) Show up and apologize when I win my Nobel Peace Prize for Literature
( ) _________________________________

I sign this
( ) Sincerely,
( ) Indifferently,
( ) Confusedly,
( ) with the help of someone who knows how to write,
( ) _________________________________,

_________________________________

(your name goes here)

Ever read one of those ?

[41-Inches-Wide]

For some reason I want to fill up that form.
For scientific reasons

[Heath]

Haha. Brilliant. I especially loved the "Show up and apologize when I win my Nobel Peace Prize for Literature." Fantastic.

[Old Manus]

Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later

[Jimsour]

Unfortunately, I have decided to leave this site because you are all disagreeable, noxious trolls who live under a bridge... and those are your GOOD points. You'd think you people would be able to understand my insightful analysis into the way the world works.

I have therefore decided to deprive you of my inspired prose by deleting all my previous posts. So you can all therefore kiss my lilly-white, nerd pwning, final fantasy geek arse kicking arse.

I sign this sincerely

Jim

[Tallulah]

Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later

Agreed.

[Renmiri]

Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later

Agreed.

Indeed!

[Fonzie]

Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later

Finally, a good idea!

[Rengori]

Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later

Finally, a good idea!

You say that like all of Manus's ideas aren't good.

[Psychotic]

Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later

They do that on Something Awful which is better than 4chan by a whole lot fyi.

At EoFF, people just remove their sigs and avatars and that's it. We don't often get such beautifully crafted messages.

[Old Manus]

Anyone who posts goodbye messages should instantly get banned so they can't come back two weeks later

I thought I may as well quote my own post seeing as everyone else is doing it.

[Madame Adequate]

( ) Unfortunately
( ) Thankfully
(X) Angrily
( ) Resentfully
( ) Belatedly
( ) _________________________________
, I have decided to leave this site because:

( ) You people are all dinosaurs with the IQ of a learning-disabled patch of kale
( ) You people are all disagreeable, noxious trolls who live under a bridge . . . and those are your GOOD points
( ) Nobody reads my posts
( ) Nobody recommends my posts
(X) You allow [Censored for anonymity] who is a mouth-breathing fascist zealot without the capacity to admit he is wrong to post on this site
( ) _________________________________

You'd think you people would be able to understand
( ) Satire
( ) Sarcasm
(X) Humor
( ) English
( ) My insightful analysis into the way the world works
( ) _________________________________

I have therefore decided to
( ) Slit my wrists
( ) Create my own self-indulgent blog
( ) Move over to MySpace
( ) Move to Nepal and study a religion you've never heard of
(X) Get a life
( ) Deprive you of my inspired prose by deleting all my previous posts
( ) _________________________________

So you can all therefore
( ) Kiss my ____________________ -________________________ butt (e.g., lily-white, nerd pwning)
( ) Congratulate me when I become Internet Hide-And-Go-Seek Champion
( ) Take a sunbath in a cyclotron
(X) Show up and apologize when I win my Nobel Peace Prize for Literature
( ) _________________________________

I sign this
( ) Sincerely,
(X) Indifferently,
( ) Confusedly,
( ) with the help of someone who knows how to write,
( ) _________________________________,

_________________________________

The King

I've basically done that.

[Renmiri]

Yeah, me too, but I went with the dinosaurs with the IQ of a learning-disabled patch of kale option

[Christmas]

But most of those nipple twisters that have left EOFF did not even say goodbye or leave an hefty inheritance behind! Bitches! Whores! Buffaloes!

[Dignified Pauper]

I had not an inheritance worth yet leaving. Now that I do, I plan to be buried with it.