Mafia XXV: Action Movie Badasses Game Thread Day 6

[[M] Apollo]

##Unvote: Will Smith
##Vote: Nic Cage

*insert witty comment here*

[[M] Apollo]

##Unvote: Nic Cage
##Vote: Steven Seagall

With that out of the way, I can go to bed.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

What the smurf was that, Jason Statham? You got some voting component to your role that you ain't telling us about, or you just crazy?

[[M] Elize]

What does everybody love? What does everybody want? What does everybody need?

?





No. The correct answer is a good daykill.

##kill Samuel L Jackson

[[M] Elize]

As an aside, I'm very happy Sly Stallone turned up, because I was greatly offended that he was not in the original line up. You are the king amongst us all, Sly, I love you.

[[M] Mom – Host]

2 - [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger - [M] Samuel L Jackson, [M] Daniel Craig
2 - [M] Steven Seagal - [M] Uma Thurman, [M] Jason Statham
1 - [M] Clint Eastwood - [M] Steven Seagal
1 - [M] Bruce Willis - [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger

EDIT: I still have Jet Li and Harrison Ford as unclaimed accounts since people didn't sign up for them. :/

[[M] Elize]

You could have at least waited for Sam Jackson to show up and go on an offended mothersmurfer filled rant before no-selling my fake daykill, Teddy.

##kill Teddy Roosevelt

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

I'll put one together now Brucey, hang the smurf on.

[[M] Ron - Cop Dad]

I agree with Sam Mothersmurfing Jackson about Arnold. He is clearly a rookie, or really good at acting. I saw all of his movies though, so I know it can't be the later.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

*snip*

Ain't no mothersmurfer gonna be daykilling Samuel L Mothersmurfing Jackson. Aw hell nah nigga. That don't fly with me, not at all. When this Bruce Willis mothersmurfer tells me he's gonna shoot me dead, what do I say?

*snip*

You ain't got the balls to shoot me. I am the baddest mothersmurfer in this mothersmurfing line-up of mothersmurfing badasses, mothersmurfer. I cannot even believe you would pull this trout son. We go way back and now you're trying to pull a cheat shot like this? You mothersmurfer. You ain't nothin' but a bitch now.



Top dog Teddy ain't gonna stand for no mothersmurfing shenanigans like this Brucey, so it's time for you to pack the smurf up and hit the showers 'cause Mr Unbreakable done got broke.

##Daykill: [M] Bruce Willis

[[M] Elize]

Ah, there is so much brilliance in that one post that I could comment on, but the last gif has ruined me utterly. Bravo sir.

[[M] Elize]

*snip*

[[M] Mom – Host]

I love this theme.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Sure is mothersmurfing quiet in here.

[[M] Greg - Hot Dad]

As an aside, I'm very happy Sly Stallone turned up, because I was greatly offended that he was not in the original line up. You are the king amongst us all, Sly, I love you.

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I love you too, Brucey wucey.

Joking, aside. This is going to take more time to know what's going on. All I see right now are some fake claiming and joke killings. Oh, and I do love me some that Mr. Samuel L. Jackson loving going on. Well played, sir. Well played.