Mafia XXV: Action Movie Badasses Game Thread Day 6

[[M] Helo]

Arnold had a lovely run in with Dwayne Johnson, who promptly crapped his pants out of fear. Due to Johnson's inexperience, I am going to choose to believe this was a genuine reaction and not mafia distancing themselves. So I think Arnold is town, though I don't think the way he hassled Sigourney Weaver into roleclaiming was particularly good work.

[[M] Helo]

And that's all I can muster for now. Wish there was more I could do, but my wife is more important than you guys. If you were going to do this, Vin, I wish it would have been earlier.

I had an exam yesterday so I didn't want to sign up for the game until last night. Sorry

PS: Tell your wife I said Ang Lee sucks.

[[M] Apollo]

by the way

Clint Eastwood

I know who the smurf you are after you posted with your real account

And I haven't forgotten what you did in Mafia IV all those years ago and why you did it to me.

Do you remember what happened after I died? I replaced back in, in a very bad mood.

Don't repeat old mistakes, eh? Live and let live.

What happened to 'don't keep bringing up what happened in mafia [z]'? I know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work this time. How about you play the game instead of continuing to talk about how great you are.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

I don't want to keep hounding Jason Statham, mothersmurfers. I don't know what to think now that we've flipped us a Cop. Initial suggestions make Jason Statham guilty, but there is the possibility of a Mafia Framer or perhaps the Bus Driver (or whatever it was that caused the kill last night) switched them. I don't know man. These niggas be crazy and making sense of it all is tough while big Jason is still alive.

I've been trying out my special techniques but I'm low on battery power and it ain't working right.



Vin Diesel popping up when he's threatened is nice, and I still can't shake the idea that he was "remembered" by teammates who noticed they were lacking a player. Still, this shift to attacking him only really started yesterday and there are plenty of other inactives that weren't targeted. Why? Why mothersmurfers?

I hope tomorrow my role becomes something a little more useful to the town, but I can still draw on the cold hard logic of yesterday's role to determine the scum. But it's gonna require me to shake some strongly held foundations.

Bruce Willis campaigned very strongly against Sigourney Weaver. With good reason, mind you; Sigourney Weaver had straight up lied about Bruce Willis' activity levels, and his game show host role seemed to tie in closely with making Jason Statham innocent in his books. Bruce Willis and Jason Statham are strongly linked here, and I think that lynching Jason Statham would yield a fair amount of information on Mister Willis. I dislike the idea on a personal level, but on a business level - a scum hunting level - it is the most logical course of action.

I still think we should all roleclaim and sort this trout out the old fashioned way - fisticuffs.

[[M] Helo]

Missed a bit of the sentence there, bedtime buddy. 'don't keep bringing up what happened in mafia [z]...to prove a point of someone being scummy'. But sure, let's twist people's words to our own ends, that sounds like a lark. Also, what am I trying to do? This isn't a trick. I don't have the slightest idea myself of what I'm trying to do, so I'd love to know

PS: just because the "OOOH IT'S ME, PERSON WHO DOES COOL MAFIA THINGS" voodoo doesn't work on you, don't ruin my groove. People like Goldenboko still believe in my legend. Were you one of these dorks that went around school saying "Santa Claus isn't real my dad said so " thinking it made you cool? IT DIDN'T. Santa Claus is real, the Easter Bunny is real, and I am good at mafia!

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

##Vote: Will Smith

I can't trust a man who spaghetti platters and contributes almost as little as I have. He talks enough to be seen but not noticed. His posts have contributed little, his comments vague and his votes have been on people generally suspicious without him contributing any real personal reasons for thinking so. He follows the crowd.

[[M] Helo]

Dearest Sammy Ell, I think Willis is town. And the saving of Statham seemed to be based more on giving the middle finger to Weaver than any care about Statham.

Also, DANIEL CRAIG. Seriously you guys.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

I think Bruce Willis is town too He saved my ass, and I know that is true. I can't envision his role being Mafia aligned, but the idea just reeks to me. All these mothersmurfers hurting my head. Damn son, I'm gonna go have a lie down and see if some meditation can't reveal the mothersmurfers plaguing our town.

[[M] Helo]

This is always very important to remember throughout the game. Banking on people who are currently inactive is almost always a terrible strategy, and I'm glad it was said so early.

A terrible strategy indeed.

The question now is do we go for the obvious dog Statham? Or go after the low-lying inactive Vin?

Except for when it's not terrible! Surprise!

any way the wind blows, my friend.

PS: who do we go after? come on now son.

[Laddy]

2 [M] Jason Statham : [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger, [M] Clint Eastwood
0 [M] Vin Diesel : [M] Jason Statham
0 [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger : [M] Jason Statham
1 [M] Sylvester Stallone : [M] Samuel L Jackson
1 [M] Clint Eastwood : [M] Jason Statham
1 [M] Will Smith : [M] Harrison Ford

[[M] Eizen]

This is always very important to remember throughout the game. Banking on people who are currently inactive is almost always a terrible strategy, and I'm glad it was said so early.

A terrible strategy indeed.

The question now is do we go for the obvious dog Statham? Or go after the low-lying inactive Vin?

Except for when it's not terrible! Surprise!

any way the wind blows, my friend.

PS: who do we go after? come on now son.

I would say that was a good catch if you had gotten my point.
I had said that going after people just under the radar is the best strategy.
I was also implying that at the beginning of the game going after inactives is just silly as that WAS posted at the very beginning of the game.
Nice try.

[[M] Helo]

I was also implying that at the beginning of the game going after inactives is just silly as that WAS posted at the very beginning of the game.

This is always very important to remember throughout the game.

[[M] Walter - Smart Dad]

Include the entire quote if you wish to diminish someone else's credibility and not your own, Vin Diesel.

##Unvote: Will Smith
##Vote: Vin Diesel

[Laddy]

2 [M] Jason Statham : [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger, [M] Clint Eastwood
1 [M] Vin Diesel : [M] Vin Diesel, [M] Jason Statham
0 [M] Arnold Schwarzenegger : [M] Jason Statham
1 [M] Sylvester Stallone : [M] Samuel L Jackson
1 [M] Clint Eastwood : [M] Jason Statham
o [M] Will Smith : [M] Harrison Ford

[[M] Eizen]

I was also implying that at the beginning of the game going after inactives is just silly as that WAS posted at the very beginning of the game.

This is always very important to remember throughout the game.

....touche