In my attempt to have some fun the day before my death i get called a godfather?
Truly i'm flattered, though i really doubt im a good enough player to even be considered for such a role.

Im also not frustrated, sorry to disappoint. I knew death was inevitable when i took so much time off. Hell, im mostly amazed i lasted this long being so inactive with no time to contribute anything of worth.

I wont argue with your argument that my worth to the town is minuscule at best, but that godfather claim... Simply amazing.
Its rich really.

Let me change to a more believable role
Im the "apathetic townie" as thats the closest i can get to describing my personality at this point.

Whats its powers? Being an all around useless waste of space is the gist of it really. Apparently thats godfather levels of awesome though.
Thank you for making my death all the more memorable.