Mafia XXV: Action Movie Badasses Game Thread Day 6

[[M] Gaius]

Sure, but I've learned so much.

[[M] Gaius]

Hey, wait now, don't go spoiling my fun. This is my last day in the sun. Let me live a little.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Sure, but I've learned so much.

Sometimes, even the best teachers are useless when they have terrible students.

Also, here's one more lesson, on the house: you don't know trout.

[[M] Gaius]

You're right. I probably don't. But I do know a mothersmurfer when I see one.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Hey, wait now, don't go spoiling my fun. This is my last day in the sun. Let me live a little.

You get to live all night, so don't be sad. You've had 8 days with which to enjoy yourself. Don't waste your life waiting. Embrace it now, in the moment, before it slips away. I've had my fun already, and I'm not nice enough to want anything better for you, so smurf you

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

[[M] Gaius]

Oh, come along now, Doctor! No need for that. We can be best frenimies till the very end.

[[M] Gaius]

frenemies*



I'm slippin.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

My quota for frenemies has just been filled, so I don't need you, mothersmurfer. You better bring something better to the table if you want to convince me otherwise. Start gettin' these other jokers in to vote, perhaps, and we'll see how things pan out then.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Oh, come along now, Doctor!

[[M] Gaius]

pish tosh old bean. There's always room for one more.

All that matters is me and you. Let the others sleep.

[[M] Gaius]

See, now that's what I'm talking about. We're in this together, might as well be civil.

[[M] Gaius]

Don't disappear on me, Jackson. I can't zig if you don't zag.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

You've managed just fine without me for the recent past

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

I don't get why you killed Vin Diesel. If you had killed anybody else - and everybody else was on the table seeing as I didn't protect anyone - then Vin Diesel would've been a hot topic today. Harrison Ford, bless his soul, thought Vin was the devil and died to try and convince us. Uma Thurman would've been a much easier target, what with a non-confirmable role. It doesn't make a lot of sense to me, but I guess that's the rookie in you coming out.