*snip*

Ain't no mothersmurfer gonna be daykilling Samuel L Mothersmurfing Jackson. Aw hell nah nigga. That don't fly with me, not at all. When this Bruce Willis mothersmurfer tells me he's gonna shoot me dead, what do I say?

*snip*

You ain't got the balls to shoot me. I am the baddest mothersmurfer in this mothersmurfing line-up of mothersmurfing badasses, mothersmurfer. I cannot even believe you would pull this trout son. We go way back and now you're trying to pull a cheat shot like this? You mothersmurfer. You ain't nothin' but a bitch now.



Top dog Teddy ain't gonna stand for no mothersmurfing shenanigans like this Brucey, so it's time for you to pack the smurf up and hit the showers 'cause Mr Unbreakable done got broke.

##Daykill: [M] Bruce Willis