Jason Statham I find your refusal to participate in the great role claiming of 2013 to be utterly unacceptable. So unacceptable that I had to invite my personal friend Commander Mark Shepard in to explain it.



Of course this is to be expected, because roleclaiming as Mafia Goon wouldn't get you anywhere except the hangman's noose. That's okay though. Don't panic. It'll be over quickly, just like that time you fell. Do you remember?



You look so content.