Dwayne Johnson and Nicolas Cage are at the top of my list for "people to put into my magic box to saw people in half" because of their hate for the daykilling. You guys suck. Lighten up. I know Nic Cage has some issues to attend with



but Dwayne really has no excuse. I mean, you're the one who campaigned with a slogan like this



Don't be the fun police you dweebs. Okay, back to miso soup for a bit.