People Samuel L Jackson suspects of being Mafia
Harrison Ford - Him or Jet Li. Vin Diesel is a possibility but a long shot in my eye. Just got the one eye. I'm in role as Nick Fury.

Jason Statham - I like your role claim. I do. I can see evidence of you planning it. But I don't trust you. Nothing personal, but I cannot trust a man who so calmly falls to his death. You know what I mean.

Dwayne Johnson - You post helpful things but not insightful or constructive things. You also hate jokes and fun and that makes me angry. I know the Hulk, don't make me sic him on you. Please post more before I murder you.

Daniel Craig - I am of the belief that a member of the mafia lies within the triumvirate of Will Smith, Liam Neeson and Daniel Craig. Daniel Craig has my pick at the moment because he has not agreed with my points enough. I like people who tell me I am smart and correct. Please feed my ego Daniel

People Samuel L Jackson does not like
Sigourney Weaver -
Quote Originally Posted by [M] Sigourney Weaver View Post
I'm not going to lynch someone because you think they might be the killer. You need to have more proof.
This statement coupled with a lot of other things leaves a sour taste in my mouth. There was a reason you were in this list and not the above but I forgot what it was. You have roleclaimed cop, which is both a positive and negative mark against you, but I will let it sit for now.

Nicolas Cage - You do not like my jokes or my image macros. You deserve the bees. I would also like to see some real contributions from you mister fly-in-fly-out.


People Samuel L Jackson wishes to speak to about the Avengers Initiative
Uma Thurman - I have decided that the old adage of "I am not the bomb" does not apply. Wait, that's the wrong joke. Uma Thurman is playing fast and loose, which is a style not unseen before but a style I do not think would fly in a game with Samuel L Jackson watching out. If you are a member of the Mafia then I will discover it sooner or later, but I will count on you when the Earth is threatened.

Bruce Willis - I simply want to play your game more often. Maybe I can run my own variant now too?

Arnold Schwarzenegger - I am sorry for trying to kill you at the beginning. It was nothing personal I am feeling more confident in your loyalty to the town (if not your wife !) as time goes on, but I am unsure as to whether that is mostly because of your status as a rookie, your apparent quietening, or my simple desire for penance. Or maybe it's just that other people look like bigger scumbags. Who knows?

Sylvester Stallone - Despite not inviting me to the Expendables (I would have brought the Avengers with me and we would have been invincible), I am sticking to my meta gaming and stating that Sly is innocent. If he is a bad guy then I will be sad and have a complete loss of reputation. Thankfully due to the nature of comic books, being disgraced is only a temporary hindrance that allows us to come back stronger than before, so win-win for me.


This will all change once I get those vote counts btw.