I expect Jason Statham to give us the low down on what role he got last night and what he did with it first. Only then do I want Sigourney Weaver to tell us who she investigated and what her result is. You get it, mothersmurfers? That's the order.

Jet Li's flip as an innocent makes me suspect Harrison Ford more. A lot more.

However, my previous line of thinking - that Sylvester Stallone was innocent and we were looking at only Vin Diesel, Jet Li and Harrison Ford as potential scum ring ins was mistaken. I had forgotten that Vin Diesel was the first "addition." I have disappointed you all

I'm throwing out that old theory and trying again. Vin Diesel, Harrison Ford and Sylvester Stallone include a member of the mafia. It has to. Taking pot shots at them is pointless though, so we should definitely focus on the bigger names and bigger faces to determine where the scum lies.

The lynch yesterday was confusing. Dwayne Johnson's vote tally was correct, and Liam Neeson died with only 3 votes compared to Jason Statham's 5. Something is afoot. I sense a disturbance in the Force.



I have some theories about what transpired, but I have nothing concrete and so I would like to point out the more important things. Firstly, consider this: Jason Statham has dodged the lynch twice now by the narrowest of margins. Are there machinations ensuring his survival, or is he just an unfortunate townsperson getting really smurfing lucky?

Secondly, consider this: There was no night kill Night One. One possible explanation is that Liam Neeson was the target. I know I certainly didn't protect anyone (I'm not a Doctor) and the actual Doctor, if there is one, might not have protected the target. Look, I said it was one explanation, let's stick with that. If Liam Neeson was targeted and the hit failed, then the mafia might have opted to just try and lynch Liam Neeson and remove the unkillable one.

Jason Statham, Uma Thurman and Vin Diesel all voted for Liam and are now elevated on my list of potential bad guys.



Also regarding Dwayne Johnson (who coincidentally is good at shaking heat also): you did not provide me accurate vote counts (you only provided one and the ones that I located myself did have some discrepancies) and as such you are not awarded Samuel L Jackson Immunity.

Mad?