Mafia XXV: Action Movie Badasses Game Thread Day 6

[[M] Gaius]

Don't take this as official guys, I don't know how the others do it so efficiently, but this is where I think we're at.

3 [M] Jason Statham: Cage, Weaver, Smith
1 [M] Vin Diesel: Jackson
7 [M] Sigourney Weaver: Thurman, Stallone, Eastwood, Statham, Craig, Willis, Ford

Again, this isn't an official Johnson tally but it's pretty close to where we're at at least.

[[M] Apollo]

Speaking of Dwayne the rock Johnson, he sure is conspicuous by his absence. Maybe Weaver can share her thoughts on him.

I don't really have time to weigh in on the rest of this right now but Rocky's absence has me a little puzzled since he was so "active" in the earlier days.

[[M] Eizen]

Alright I'm back and that was really fun to read. The pieces fit together quite well throughout and Siggy basically harped on the same 3 tried and bored points the entire time she was arguing with everyone. It all makes sense now.


We will see the results of our decision tonight.
Also, I'm sorry I attacked you so much Steaky. I... I didn't know D:

[[M] Gaius]

I'm still reeling from everything that happened today, and I didn't want to bandwagon Weaver, but I also don't want to abstain, because that's lazy and undermines the town and makes the game not so much fun, and also people who sound like they know what they're doing seem really solid on this and everything that's been said against Weaver holds up and everything she's said just isn't convincing.
so
##vote: weaver

[[M] Mom – Host]

Good god, what madness have I wrought?

brb, looking over thread.

[[M] Mom – Host]

Sorry, we may have a majority lynch and I want to be 100% sure before I post the flavor.

[[M] Gaius]

Well that's a good sign. Not even Teddy knows what's going on.

[[M] Mom – Host]

Majority Lynch. Well done team!

Sigourney Weaver was running through the jungle from a mob that had amassed after her head. She was swinging through vines, swimming trough marsh, and evading crocodiles. "Damn, I need to find a safe place, quick!" She soon discovered a tiny little cave to hide in, where she would wait for night time. Then, she heard a sound. "What was that?" She scurried out of the cave and looked up. There was a Predator. It grabbed her and threw her against some rocks, killing her instantly. Wrong movie? Deal with it.

Sigourney Weaver was a Cop played by Shiny. Thanks for playing!

Night 3 begins now, and will last 12 hours. Send your night actions in, people!

[[M] Mom – Host]

All the town emerged from their houses, to the town square. Carnage has happened. Blood, bits of fruit, they were everywhere. A girl's gotta make a living, but there are dangers to the job.

He was covered in fruit, taking a watermelon to the face. Dwayne Johnson was a Prostitute played Formalhaut. Thanks for playing!

Day 4 starts now and will last 24 hours. With 13 left, it's 7 for a majority lynch.

[[M] Gaius]

Lol so the mafia killed one of their own? Does this mean there's 2 mafia groups in play or something?
I feel so stupid about Weaver. If she'd only been bloody nicer or something.
I was the last vote, I should have waited, we had time. So I guess, for now the obvious target is
##vote: Statham

The mafia night death has me really confused, but there's been barely a thing in this game that hasn't been that way.

Also, Willis is either super scummy or super dummy. I'm coming down on the side of dummy for now though because of how well his story backs up the craziness of the first couple days.

[[M] Elize]

Bruce is super happy, that's what Bruce is Arnie my good man.

[[M] Gaius]

I'm considerably happier, albeit more confused, now than I was at the end of day 3. Do you know how the Johnson death happened, Bruce?

[[M] Elize]

No clue, my best guess would be that whoever the mafia tried to kill last night was switched with Dwayne because he'd been consistently scummy as all hell and it turned out pretty well. I'm sure there are other possibilities but I'm too lazy to find out what they are.

[[M] Adama]

The obvious vote is to vote for Jason as he turned up guilty and Weaver was confirmed to be the cop. So let it be done.

##Vote: Jason Statham

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

The Bus Driver saved our ass. I am not the Bus Driver, but I am going to pat myself on the back anyway. Mister Bus Driver, thank you for making up for the unfortunate lynch yesterday!

Now I am afraid that today will force me to say things I do not wish to. But I will have to. Soon.