Where was I, or where was Vin Diesel? I was not in the game. I'm brand new. And yes, I do think I can just step in and take over, thanks for asking. That's how I roll.

As for my schtick, bravo sir, bravo. Except my schtick doesn't get me voted out. It gets me night killed. Nobody votes me out because I'm the one true face of GOD himself in mafia form. MMMM mmmm MMMM.

Where was Vin Diesel? Well, let me put it this way. If you lynched Vin Diesel today, it'd say "Vin Diesel was like totes some kind of town role mean lookit all dis GREEN, yo! and was played by "PERSON XYZ" and you'd be "ahh, PERSON XYZ, of course, that is how they always play." and you'd pretend to feel bad for your mistake.

by the way, consider this post a roleclaim I am 39% serious on that.