I don't want to keep hounding Jason Statham, mothersmurfers. I don't know what to think now that we've flipped us a Cop. Initial suggestions make Jason Statham guilty, but there is the possibility of a Mafia Framer or perhaps the Bus Driver (or whatever it was that caused the kill last night) switched them. I don't know man. These niggas be crazy and making sense of it all is tough while big Jason is still alive.

I've been trying out my special techniques but I'm low on battery power and it ain't working right.



Vin Diesel popping up when he's threatened is nice, and I still can't shake the idea that he was "remembered" by teammates who noticed they were lacking a player. Still, this shift to attacking him only really started yesterday and there are plenty of other inactives that weren't targeted. Why? Why mothersmurfers?

I hope tomorrow my role becomes something a little more useful to the town, but I can still draw on the cold hard logic of yesterday's role to determine the scum. But it's gonna require me to shake some strongly held foundations.

Bruce Willis campaigned very strongly against Sigourney Weaver. With good reason, mind you; Sigourney Weaver had straight up lied about Bruce Willis' activity levels, and his game show host role seemed to tie in closely with making Jason Statham innocent in his books. Bruce Willis and Jason Statham are strongly linked here, and I think that lynching Jason Statham would yield a fair amount of information on Mister Willis. I dislike the idea on a personal level, but on a business level - a scum hunting level - it is the most logical course of action.

I still think we should all roleclaim and sort this trout out the old fashioned way - fisticuffs.