Mafia XXV: Action Movie Badasses Game Thread Day 6

[[M] Dee]

Not just you Diesel, I want to know everyone's roles by this point. I've always wanted to play a game of mass roleclaim, I say this one should be it. Hell even if you're a bomb, make some trout up and get yourself to blow up when the claim doesn't stand up.

The ultimate mafia Texas standoff - a complete game roleclaim.

[[M] Helo]

Okay, I'm a Daykill Jester Bomb.

in other words

don't kill me or lynch me you guys! *giggle*

##daykill: Vin Diesel

what happens if a bomb kills itself

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

I'm glad Uma Thurman wants to play the Role Claim Game but I don't think many others want to. I think that makes them scum.



But I don't like your roleclaim either Uma Thurman. You didn't kill me for which I am eternally disappointed. You also have not killed anyone else and if I don't see a daykill I might have to commit suicide or something because come on.

Bruce Willis has stated he wanted to lynch Jason Statham. I don't like Statham a whole lot now (nothing personal mothersmurfer), especially with the result Sigourney Weaver gave us. I am now fully behind Jason Statham being a member of the mafia. He's hung on for too long and I don't want to risk him making it all the way as a dirty mafia scumbag and be able to gloat about his deception and survival skills. Kill him now, before he becomes more powerful than we can imagine!

(That was a Star Wars quote! )

This is my reaction to Vin Diesel and Harrison Ford.



I don't even want to deal with you pair right now. Cut your crap and focus at the issue at hand; finding the dirty pasta people. Harrison: Vin was being a smart ass because Jason did the same thing to him. Vin: Harrison's just suffering wookiee withdrawals or something.

What does smell off is this sudden Vin Diesel attack crew. Why? I voted for him yesterday because I could (inactivity), and Jason's had a vote hopping onto him most days for the same inactivity reason, but then suddenly today he's totally on everyone's radar. Misdirection is my thing mothersmurfers, and I can spot it a mile away. I really don't like Daniel Craig's comment, he shouldn't throw stones because something about glass houses. You're low-lying too man.

I really hope you guys play the Role Claim Game with me though, I really want to tell you my actual role. It's a real hoot!

Samuel L Jackson's List of Scum Suspects

Jason Statham
Will Smith
Harrison Ford

Those are my top picks for now, mothersmurfers. Now I'm hungry.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

##Unvote: [M] Sylvester Stallone
##Vote: [M] Jason Statham

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

...Teddy, how many mothersmurfers are left?

I count:

Samuel L Jackson
Daniel Craig
Bruce Willis
Jason Statham
Uma Thurman
Will Smith
Nicolas Cage
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Vin Diesel
Harrison Ford
Sylvester Stallone
Clint Eastwood

That's 12 mothersmurfers. Unless you got a 13th hiding in your jacket, I just cast the lynching vote...

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Well I suppose half isn't quite the absolute majority necessary for a speed lynch, so we might be cool. But seriously dawg, where's this thirteenth man the opening post for today mentioned? Don't tell me it's the fans, man!

[[M] Elize]

Sam my man, before you end the day with your majority lynch, give a brother some input. Other than Jason, who is your number one mafia candidate? This is very important.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Uma Thurman I really wish you would have Daykilled Sigourney Weaver yesterday so we could've lynched someone else. I still feel dirty about that and your refusal to try and kill anyone except me is kind of confusing. You tried to kill me because I was annoying you. That's not a very good reason. But straight up suspicion you let fly by, even when it is tactically sensible for you to exercise your power.

Strange, mothersmurfer.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Sam my man, before you end the day with your majority lynch, give a brother some input. Other than Jason, who is your number one mafia candidate? This is very important.

Man, I'm not sure yet. It'd help if these mothersmurfers played my game. I listed three up above, but even now I'm wavering on them. Clint Eastwood has been very decisive with his voting and has only voted for Jason when it looked like all hope was lost for him. I'd put that down to a buddy-tell, and I'd put him up as a scumbag who dodged the spotlight after the initial day (day 0).

[[M] Elize]

Well okay then. In that case, for today at least, Harrison Ford! You get the Brucey Bonus baby. You will live to see tomorrow. But you're also going to be roleblocked. Let's hope that doesn't disrupt any well made plans you had.

[[M] Helo]

Oh I got bored of the Harrison Ford thing a long time ago. We've moved on! Well, I have. Maybe he still wants me dead.

Supposing Statham is being honest, I don't think a Bus Driver or Nexus is responsible for what happened to him. Given that yesterday was Town-wide Roleclaim Day, the most logical claim of all would've been whoever was responsible for the switch on Statham to claim. They could've then said "Oh yeah, I switched him with Bleepy Bloop! Bleepy Bloop's who you want!" and we could've all laughed at a mix up.

However, I can't shake the idea of a Framer. I mean, don't get me wrong, Statham has to go and I will commit to that. The issue is that he had clearly made such noise as to be worthy of the Cop's attention, so he would also have been worthy of the Mafia's too. I also don't like how so many people keep saying "what a crazy random happenstance for this to happen! Ohhhh, mafia!" like they know something I don't.

He certainly has some form of night action as he knows he got roleblocked. That doesn't indicate anything to me, though.

Also, I am convinced one of the newcomers has to be scum. Yeah, I know I'm in that group. If the rest of you want to include me in your theories about that, go hog wild, but for obvious reasons I don't consider myself. I also don't consider commenting on this meta gaming - new people have their own advantage of coming in late. Jet Li was innocent. That leaves Stallone or Ford. It's going to be one of them. You may have noticed I've been shaking a few branches with those two and seeing what falls. I suspect one of them has a town power role, and the other is scum. For balancing purposes, this would make sense to me.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Supposing Statham is being honest, I don't think a Bus Driver or Nexus is responsible for what happened to him. Given that yesterday was Town-wide Roleclaim Day, the most logical claim of all would've been whoever was responsible for the switch on Statham to claim. They could've then said "Oh yeah, I switched him with Bleepy Bloop! Bleepy Bloop's who you want!" and we could've all laughed at a mix up.

Vin Diesel, you have made a damn fine point there. There's still gotta be some kind of switchin' role 'cause the mafia aren't generally in the business of killing their own, but it's doubtful they were responsible for Statham's guilty result like you said. I like the cut of your jib son, you can step on up to the Town Leaders podium with Bruce and me any time.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

All you mothersmurfers out there should give me a role claim or some ID so I can tell who the bad mothersmurfers are.

[[M] Dee]

Uma Thurman I really wish you would have Daykilled Sigourney Weaver yesterday so we could've lynched someone else. I still feel dirty about that and your refusal to try and kill anyone except me is kind of confusing. You tried to kill me because I was annoying you. That's not a very good reason. But straight up suspicion you let fly by, even when it is tactically sensible for you to exercise your power.

Strange, mothersmurfer.

I gave you my role, not the full description of its power. It would benefit the mafia to know why I have not killed anyone else yet, not the town. Just trust I won't be killing anyone today.