Mafia XXV: Action Movie Badasses Game Thread Day 6

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

I gave you my role, not the full description of its power. It would benefit the mafia to know why I have not killed anyone else yet, not the town. Just trust I won't be killing anyone today.

Oh, I get it.

[[M] Helo]

Well then, if nothing will happen... why don't you ##daykill yourself right now?

[[M] Dee]

Well then, if nothing will happen... why don't you ##daykill yourself right now?

Did I say that nothing would happen Diesel? Shut your mouth and know your place

[[M] Apollo]

And there you have it. Thank you Bruce, that is the smoking gun we needed to see this murderer hang.

All true townsfolk, I encourage you to place votes upon this vagrant at once!

You're trying real hard to spread the target as many places as possible, as long as it is not pointed at yourself or your pals. Or, maybe even Ford is one of your own and you're playing up some ruse to protect him. I have no idea. All I know is after reading through the last few posts I don't trust you at all.

##Unvote
##Vote: Vin Diesel

You won this round because you always get everyone on your side when you first show up. My play and luck has been so awful in this game that this result was a long time coming, but hopefully my death will turn the game on its head and show you all that this is not as straigtforward as it seems.

Where the hell is the Bus Driver? He's pretty key to this. My only guess it's someone completely inactive like Will Smith.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Will Smith was here before. He voted for you, Jace. Things aren't looking too good for you, but if you flip honest then we have a Mafia Framer to chase. If you flip scum then we're half way there! So look on the bright side; your death will hold value either way.

[[M] Dee]

We do not know there is a bus driver. There could be a nexus, or infinite number of possibilities. Hell it could've been something like we have a paranoid gun owner that the prostitute tried to roleblock. If there's one thing I've learned in mafia, is assumptions based off a single night's events always backfire.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Hell, I think everyone has voted for you at some point. Kind of limits the information we can glean from voting patterns, but nevermind. It's nothing personal, but we're gonna have to take you out back and put an end to this madness.

[[M] Dee]

Yeah I'd like to vote for Statham, so just be award thats who I would vote for if it wasn't for the fact it'd push us into a lynch.

[[M] Dee]

award? man I'm distracted should read "be known"

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Aw, go on! Don't be soft, plunge in. See how it feels to kill a man!

[[M] Helo]

You know better than to take anything I have said about Harrison Ford remotely seriously. If you're going to deliver a middle finger to me, you may as well do it for something legitimate.

I'm also not spreading the target anywhere. I've stuck to what I said I would do. You are mafia, I think, but you are not the only one. So rather than waste the day and say "Jason Statham is mafia. DONE!" and wait 'til tomorrow, I've put out some theories, questioned a few people... but not once (Ford the EVIL MAFIA MEMBER not withstanding ) have I directly accused other than you.

Maybe, of course, this is some grand scheme. Why, you're already a dead man. I could be lining up targets for tomorrow! Picking out names, waiting for someone else to pick up on the bread crumbs and then say "Aha! I asked that person a few vague questions yesterday! I am not bandwagoning!" and you just busted my ruse.

But then... I'm a leader, not a follower.

[[M] Apollo]

Oh nevermind, Will Smith voted for me. So he's not the Bus Driver.

The vote on me is too convenient. It was the easy route, with the guilty result and my erratic style. My guess is that, after losing one of their own in unintended fashion, they called in the big guns and set them straight on me. There's no easier vote in the world. So I wouldn't trust anyone who just jumped on me from the start.

Vin Diesel didn't do that, because he's more clever than the rest. He can't play exactly like his friends because that would be too obvious. But note that, with me safely in the lead (without his vote necessary), he turns his attention on Ford. Sending a little heat towards his mafia friend creates necessary distance. Their back and forth looks so contrived.

[[M] Dee]

#yolo

##vote: Statham

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

So rather than waste the day and say "Jason Statham is mafia. DONE!" and wait 'til tomorrow,

I just want to see what happens man. I'm too excited to care about tomorrow. We got a scum to flip! Plus, the sooner night comes, the sooner I get to use my new powers

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

oh snap! #YOLO MOTHERsmurfERS (reviver notwithstanding)