Mafia XXV: Action Movie Badasses Game Thread Day 6

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Also I'm disappointed that Sam didn't get daykill vig. Can you imagine? I WILL STRIKE DOWN WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER...

I would have used it on the first person to say "what" in each day.

*snip*

[[M] Dee]

At least this game has been entertaining, or I'd just be bitter that you didn't die.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Based on the logic I used above, I would have shot:

Dwayne Johnson - Prostitute - Day 0
Clint Eastwood - Unknown - Day 1
Liam Neeson - Bullet Proof Townie (and therefore would have survived) - Day 2
Bruce Willis - Uncertain - Day 3
Samuel L Jackson - Not Telling - Day 4

Well it was an alright run, I guess!

[[M] Dee]

You'd only get one shot. I blew my load prematurely.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

My one shot would have hit the Prostitute and I'd be a Town Hero. Also assuming I like, ghost shot someone on this day, you would've been it BE CAREFUL WITH THE WORD WHAT GUYS.

But yeah, One-Shot Day Vig is a tricky friggin' role.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Man I am itching for something to happen. Uma, should I piss off Nicolas Cage by not only jumping the cue but also giving a misleading and at least partially falsified role claim?

[[M] Dee]

Maybe you should take that vote off me big boy

However I don't think that will save me today. I'm an easy target Sam, I was involved with the Siggy lynch, and my "scummy non-confirmable role". Not every role can be confirmed . I'll admit, budging from Jason day 3 was my biggest mistake. I strayed from my usual way of thinking "Don't ever risk killing a cop if it can be avoided" because I believed Bruce. I guess that'll just teach me to always stick with my gut eh?

[[M] Dee]

You'll be leading this town alone tomorrow!

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Oh right, I forgot.

##Unvote: [M] Uma Thurman
##Vote: [M] Clint Eastwood

Here's my plan. I am the only person any of you can trust. I would explain why but then I wouldn't be able to do my awesome role claim and that would ruin my fun, so I won't.

Please pay attention to this next bit. I am going to bold it so you can't say "oh but Samuel L Jackson I missed it." None of that trout, mothersmurfers.

Bruce Willis and Uma Thurman are Townspeople. You will cease voting for them and instead turn your attention to everyone else.

For you, Uma Thurman and Bruce Willis: I believe that Vin Diesel, Nicolas Cage, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are likely to be innocent. Vin Diesel, as the fourteenth player, would upset the balance of the game were he to be a fourth member of the Mafia. Nicolas Cage was a strong supporter of lynching Jason Statham and not lynching Sigourney Weaver, and his recent outbursts are clearly alcohol-related as they are stupid when compared to his cold logic otherwise applied.

I believe we have two mafia remaining; one original, and one added into the game. If I am right about the above three, that means that we're choosing between Sylvester Stallone and Harrison Ford as well as Clint Eastwood and Daniel Craig. I don't want to limit it to just these four though; the only two people I can 100% trust are you, and I expect you to discuss these theories with me.

The rest of you mothersmurfers, I expect you to contribute in your own way. Unless you have some really damning evidence - like say, some kind of investigation on Thurman or Willis, I expect you will focus your attention towards something more productive.

[[M] Dee]

I agree with no scum vibes from Arnold. I pushed Cages buttons because he rubbed me weird in the beginning of today, but I agree it was likely because he was drunk. I'll give you a fair enough on the Diesel point, I'll look back through most of Eastwood's activities, as I've voted for him for his "UMA'S CLAIM MAKES NO SENSE" shenanigans.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

I can hear my own heartbeat.

Why did Daniel Craig have to catch a disease?

Why has Sylvester Stallone not stuck around when I vote-prodded him?

Where is Harrison Ford?

How did Clint Eastwood just drop off the map?

How did I forget to talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger in my big post? I meant to reiterate the point that VIN DIESEL made earlier, bless his shiny bald head. Excited for that new Riddick movie? I know I am, but not as much as I'm looking forward to the high octane adventures of Fast and Furious.

[Laddy]

​Goddamn. Lemme get a votecount.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

[M] Uma Thurman (2) - Clint Eastwood, Vin Diesel, Samuel L Jackson
[M] Clint Eastwood (2) - Uma Thurman, Samuel L Jackson
[M] Vin Diesel (1) - Uma Thurman, Nicolas Cage
[M] Sylvester Stallone (0) - Samuel L Jackson
[M] Nicolas Cage (0) - Uma Thurman

There you go Teddy

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

Ever since Dwayne Johnson and Jet Li died I've had to keep my own. The other day notwithstanding, I have been spot on the money!

[Laddy]

Looks legit to me. 12 hours 30 minutes left.